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Gov’t resorts to pouring Jollibee down new massive Woodlands sinkhole

Gov’t resorts to pouring Jollibee down new massive Woodlands sinkhole

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Popular fried chicken to placate immigrants hungry to enter Singapore through illegal portal.

Another sinkhole has been formed on March 16, this time in Woodlands.

Woodlands sinkhole. An estimated 500 immigrants are believed to have entered Singapore through this portal.

Woodlands sinkhole. An estimated 500 immigrants are believed to have entered Singapore through this portal.

Area has been sealed off as trucks containing Jollibee have been unloaded into the sinkhole.

Area has been sealed off as trucks containing Jollibee have been unloaded into the sinkhole.

This is the third such incident to have occurred in recent memory.

The previous two sinkholes that were formed at Keppel Road and Clementi recently were due to the movement of foreigners in and out of Singapore through these sinkholes, sometimes illegally.

Sinkholes have traditionally facilitated the movement of immigrants who enter and exit Singapore on employment passes.

The sinkholes lead to a vast underground network where foreigners reside or depend on for their movement across national borders and the PAP has tapped this as a resource to drive Singapore’s economic growth the last several years.

The Keppel sinkhole was breached in the day leading to one car drowning inside and caused ponding to occur.

Sinkholes are meant to be shut during the day to prevent cars from falling in and causing ponding to surrounding areas

Sinkholes are meant to be shut during the day to prevent cars from falling in and causing ponding to surrounding areas

Subsequently, recalcitrant immigrants breached the Clementi sinkhole one day after it was patched up as they were enticed by Ikea’s $0.10 meatball offer on March 8.

Clementi sinkhole - proof that what goes down, will go down again

Clementi sinkhole – proof that what goes down, will go down again

Locals are saying such sinkholes have been the cause of social problems in recent times.

However, to placate the immigrants who are breaching the current Woodlands sinkhole, the government has poured close to 100,000 pieces of Jollibee fried chicken into it.

This leads to their stymied movement and a temporary truce.

But a total of 500 immigrants are believed to have already entered Singapore from this latest sinkhole.