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God reminds JEM shopping mall in Jurong East He is not done razing the place to the ground

God reminds JEM shopping mall in Jurong East He is not done razing the place to the ground

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Another day, another sign.

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God has sent a message to JEM shopping mall in Jurong East once again for the umpteenth time that He is still serious about razing the place to the ground.

This after the the Alpha And Omega sent a jet of what, witnesses said, is most likely faeces water bursting forth from an overhead pipe over the diners in Din Tai Fung restaurant on Thursday evening.

One onlooker, Xing Ye Shu, said: “I thought that the fire that broke out near the H&M boutique at JEM shopping mall on Good Friday night this year could well have been the final warning sent by God to His people.”

“But it looks like He is willing to show some mercy and allow His warning signs to be spread far and wide before adopting harder-hitting action.”

However, other eye witnesses said God’s warning signs should be heeded without further ado as He seems to be getting a hang of pushing out viral messages via social media, signalling He’s serious.

Shang Dian Tang, another local, said: “The Lord God Almighty seems very in tune with the times. All His signs these days are visual spectacles and go viral easily on social media.”

“In the past, He had to rely on truly greater spectacles, such as plagues and floods, but now, He has micro-control of indoor environments as well, making things pop, burn and blow in a shopping mall.”

“Now that’s a sign of divine power.”

 

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God feeling frustrated as latest flood warning at JEM shopping mall goes unheeded by Jurong residents

God feeling frustrated as latest flood warning at JEM shopping mall goes unheeded by Jurong residents

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He wonders what to do to get his flock’s attention. Pestilence or fire from the sky next?

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The latest flood warning at JEM shopping mall in Jurong East on April 16, 2015 was unleashed by God as a last-ditch attempt to once again send a sign to reach out to His flock that He was serious with His threats of razing the place to the ground.

The Lord God Almighty had previously sent as many as half a dozen warnings to JEM shopping mall that He intended to destroy the place but His warnings have largely fallen on deaf ears.

His Good Friday fire at JEM barely two weeks ago was also quickly forgotten by the masses, who have clearly turned their backs on Him as they now worshipped money and status symbols, which JEM has played a large part in promoting.

The Alpha And Omega said: “I’ve tried all means and ways to warn my flock about the impending destruction of JEM shopping mall to showcase my ire at acquiring mindless material goods but it appears they are not budging or paying heed to my signs. It is almost as if I cannot reach out to them with all this consumerism and materialistic mindset going around.”

“I still see them there day in day out shopping and eating, acting as if all is well, even as it is obvious the Creator of the Heavens and the Earth is going to smite them.”

“Is there no way to reach out to them? How do I really make my warning go viral?”

At press time, The Good Shepherd said he was thinking a virus might be too subtle as a next warning because it is not social media-worthy an event enough, but maybe trying for a pestilence or fire from the sky would be more appropriate as these events are more Instagrammable.

 

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