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S’poreans enjoy new found freedoms after quiet Nov. 5 revolution

S’poreans enjoy new found freedoms after quiet Nov. 5 revolution

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They thank The Messiah for breaking down the walls of oppression.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life who are quite free, are profusely thanking The Messiah for helping to inspire a revolution in Singapore and breaking down the walls of oppression.

This after The Messiah promised a new world order at the end of Nov. 5 revolution, mostly carried out by the Singapore Flyer.

“In this new dawn of freedom and expression, I talk bad about my boss,” said Jin Hum Ji, a Shenton Way office worker, “behind his back.”

However, that’s not all. With new found freedom, paper-pushing office workers become envelop-pushing dare devils instead.

Kee Jiak Png, another Shenton Way executive said: “Today I went for lunch for one hour and three minutes, instead of one hour.”

But that’s not all.

Wei Shen Zi, another Shenton Way officer worker, said: “I have so much freedom today,” she said, “after I change to another brand of leak-free Kotex.”

 

 

 

 

S’poreans quietly cheer on S’pore Flyer as it carries out Nov. 5 revolution

S’poreans quietly cheer on S’pore Flyer as it carries out Nov. 5 revolution

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The only revolution that is taking place today.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are quietly cheering on the Singapore Flyer on Nov. 5.

This after they have been impregnated with revolutionary zeal courtesy of the seeds from The Messiah, the hacker, who had promised a new world order today.

Zhuan Quan Quan, a local said: “The Messiah say today got revolution is referring to the Singapore Flyer, right?”

Quietly soldiering on in one tiny corner of the city island-state, the Singapore Flyer is leading the charge as it is well-known for its revolutionary ways.

Another Singaporean, See Baey Marn, said: “Can ask the hacker hack the computer system and speed the Singapore Flyer up a bit anot? Then maybe at least got a bit of wind.”