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More people from S’pore can now escape to Perth as Australia airports allow for self-check-out

More people from S’pore can now escape to Perth as Australia airports allow for self-check-out

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It’s a breeze these days to screw life up on social media and head Down Under.

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It is good news all around for some segments of people from Singapore who have a tendency to put their feet in their mouths.

Automated self-check-out systems have been put in place in various airports in Australia, in a bid to facilitate people from Singapore to enter the country more conveniently — and flee to Perth after putting their foot into their mouths on social media.

This news of the newly-implemented system to assist escapees has been met with cheers from some quarters in Singapore.

Amy Leong, an assistant director at NTUC, said: “Now I can bitch about void deck weddings on Facebook knowing that I can make a run for it without hassle.”

Other people from Singapore, such as Anton Hazey, said: “Now I can take public transport, say it stinks on Facebook, get sabo-ed by my friends who repost it on social media, pack up my wife and kid and make a run for it in under three hours before it blows over.”

“And then get a PR company to write an apology on my behalf so that the whole of Singapore can appreciate my sincerity.”

 

News from Down Under:

Super efficient NTUC fires Amy Cheong, immediately advertises her vacated position

S’poreans touched by British expat Anton Casey’s heartfelt apology

Perth says she will not take in Jesslyn Tan

Perth says she will not take in Jesslyn Tan

Perth says she will not take in Jesslyn Tan

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No more from Singapore, they say.

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Perth, the place of refuge in Australia for some dysfunctional people previously from Singapore, has written a notice saying she will not be accepting any more applicants from this country.

This after Indranee Rajah, a PAP MP for Tanjong Pagar GRC, opportunistically wrote on Facebook that we must support the man wearing a holey t-shirt who was made fun of by former Miss Singapore Universe finalist, Jesslyn Tan.

Jesslyn had taken a photo of the man and posted it on Facebook on March 18 with the caption: “Holey Moley. Sibei trendy worzxxz”.

She apologised the following day.

Indranee’s support for the man three days after the apology has been naturally construed as the go-ahead for another round of open-ended attack on Jesslyn by the people of the Internet.

Perth, concerned by the re-ignited flaming, has written a notice to say that her state’s borders are shut.

The notice read: “We have taken in enough of your kind of people from Singapore already. No more.”

 

This is what people thought of Jesslyn Tan and her finalist friends:
Super bastard comments trolling Miss Singapore Universe 2013 finalists

And these are the women you will never be able to date:
Miss Singapore Universe 1998 to 2012: 15 years of winners

Another S’pore PR set to move to Perth after he was caught throwing stuff onto the road

Another S’pore PR set to move to Perth after he was caught throwing stuff onto the road

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Perth, Australia not amused.

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A Singaporean PR in his forties will be moving to Perth soon.

This after he was caught on Tuesday morning throwing chairs from New Hawa Restaurant along Bedok Road into the path of motor traffic.

Police were alerted at about 5.20am and Perth, Australia has since got wind of the news.

Some eyewitnesses said they heard the man shouting vulgarities and he was behaving abnormally, like he should.

Perth, Australia has since issued a statement saying they have received Anton Casey a few days back and will need some time to recuperate from that shock.