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S’poreans want to have children immediately after seeing colourful fertility ads in MRT station

S’poreans want to have children immediately after seeing colourful fertility ads in MRT station

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Ads like these are super effective in changing minds.

Photo stolen from here

Photo stolen from here

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are delaying having children because it is too expensive and half the time they cannot even take care of themselves, are declaring that they are going to have children immediately as they have changed their minds.

This after they saw colourful advertisements in a MRT station reminding them about their fertility and the joys of having children at a young age.

One Singaporean, Sheng Hai Zi, said: “I felt this urge to have children straightaway the moment I saw this mind-changing advertisement in the MRT telling me I have limited number of eggs in my lifetime.”

“Nothing spurs me more to find a husband and to have my eggs fertilised than an ad telling me I’m running out of time.”

“The authorities sure are able to persuade the population very well with rainbow colours.”

Other Singaporeans said this was no doubt a very good idea that had been put together after spending a lot of time conceptualising it.

Mei Tou Nao, another local, said: “This is by far the best initiative I have ever seen. It is as good as the campaign to remind Singaporeans not to litter at Laneway when it is held at Gardens By The Bay.”

“I’m sure such messaging will have an impact and change society.”

“There is no way such a campaign can fail because it is so super effective.”

 

 

 

 

 











Straits Times publishes photo of 3 men believed to be naked underneath their clothes

Straits Times publishes photo of 3 men believed to be naked underneath their clothes

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That explains why they are wearing clothes.

ST published this photo of three men who are believed to be naked underneath their clothes and have sweat pores on their buttocks.

ST published this photo in November of three men who are believed to be naked underneath their clothes and have sweat pores on their buttocks.

In November this year, The Straits Times published a photo showing three men who are believed to be naked underneath their clothes.

Singaporeans from all walks of life said they understood the significance of why the three men are fully clothed.

One Singaporean, Chuan Yi Fu, said: “If they don’t wear clothes, they will be more awkward.”

According to one source, other Singaporeans who are more astute said they believe the three men own three penises between them.

 

 

 

 

MDA acts to censor obscene cactus offline

MDA acts to censor obscene cactus offline

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Cactus causes MDA discomfort, makes them take offline action at Gardens By The Bay.

The Media Development Authority (whose acronym can mean Murder Decimate Arserape) is taking its Internet censorship one step further.

They are bringing their chainsaws to a few cacti residing at the flower dome at the Gardens By The Bay.

One spokesperson, who refused to be named, said: “There is no doubt this is obscene.”

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And once they are done with this one, they will move on to cut off this other one:

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Singaporeans from all walks of life have expressed their support for this move.

One Singaporean man, who declined to be named, said: “These cacti only puts unattainable standards in women’s minds.”

There has been no word from Free My Internet movement thus far.

 

You think this is bad? You haven’t seen anything yet:

Auntie Anne’s hot dog tests MDA censorship rules

Carl’s Jr openly challenges S’pore’s obscenity laws with titillating ad after Amos Yee conviction

 









Man wakes up from circumcision to find penis missing

Man wakes up from circumcision to find penis missing

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This was certainly a living nightmare for American Philip Seaton.

Photo: Espen Sundve / Creative Commons

The horror!

An American dude went under surgery recently to get circumcised, only to find that his dong had been surgically removed without consent, reports Yahoo! News.

The incident occurred four years ago at a Jewish hospital, where Lorry driver Philip Seaton, 64, underwent the surgery to treat an inflammation. The doctor, however, found out that Philip had a rare penile cancer called squamous cell carcinoma, and went ahead to remove his penis. Read the full story