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S’poreans react to new PAP candidates Chee Hong Tat & Chong Kee Hiong fighting over the mic in public

S’poreans react to new PAP candidates Chee Hong Tat & Chong Kee Hiong fighting over the mic in public

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

Chee Hong Tat and Chong Kee Hiong, two first-timer PAP candidates for Bishan-Toa Payoh GRC, were seen fighting over the mic during Nomination Day on Sept. 1, 2015, at the Raffles Institution nomination centre.

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Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “It is always nice to see PAP politicians acting their age.”
Jin Yew Zi, 46-year-old psychologist

 

sian-half-uncle “I can’t wait to see how it looks like when they fight over wealth.”
Qiong Guan Dan, 63-year-old bankrupt

 

happy-bird-girl “And we wonder why local women want to date and marry foreign spouse.”
Jin Chee Pai, 18-year-old night club manager

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











Voters tell PAP: ‘We improved your lives, helped increase your salary from few thousand to few million a year’

Voters tell PAP: ‘We improved your lives, helped increase your salary from few thousand to few million a year’

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It was us who gave you the good life, not vice versa.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe it is good to say it as it is, have told PAP that it is voters who helped increased the politicians’ salaries from a few thousand to few million dollars a year.

This after Ng Eng Hen said on Sept. 1 Nomination Day to opposition supporters: “Year by year, we will improve your lives, even if you jeer against us, we will improve your lives.”

He continued: “And the more you jeer, the more we will continue to improve it even more.”

One Singaporean voter, Fan Dui Tang, said: “Year by year, we have improved your lives, even if you jeer against me, I will improve your life.”

“And the more you jeer, the more I will continue to improve it even more.”

“You need to remember that even though you improved our lives by a bit, we have improved yours by a far lot more in comparison.”

“This is because we helped increase your salary from a few thousand to a few million dollars a year.”

At press time, other Singaporeans said it is good for the PAP to remember who they are serving and where their high salaries come from.

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans react to PAP rubbishing suggestion they’re capitalising on Golden Jubilee celebration to win election

S’poreans react to PAP rubbishing suggestion they’re capitalising on Golden Jubilee celebration to win election

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Ng Eng Hen, the organising secretary for the People’s Action Party, has dismissed suggestions that the ruling party is trying to capitalise on the Golden Jubilee and the passing of Lee Kuan Yew with the timing of the coming general election in 2015.

Ng said that the PAP had been preparing for the election well before SG50 celebrations.

He said: “Are we capitalising on the golden jubilee and Mr Lee’s passing? We have been looking for candidates now for full four years.”

Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “This is a reminder we tend to give the PAP too much credit for things sometimes.”
Bulao Er Huo, 44-year-old professional horse racing bettor

 

sian-half-uncle “It now worries me the PAP actually lacks foresight to plan ahead.”
Luan Luan Lai, 66-year-old geomancer

 

happy-bird-girl “If PAP could not even orchestrate something so straightforward, can we still trust them with Singapore’s future?”
Mei Qian Tu, 18-year-old delinquent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 











S’poreans react to Inderjit Singh vs Ng Eng Hen tension

S’poreans react to Inderjit Singh vs Ng Eng Hen tension

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Three thoughts that must have went past your mind at some point.

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Veteran PAP MP Inderjit Singh took to Facebook to announce his retirement suddenly, in reaction to the redrawing of electoral boundaries where his Kebun Baru ward was inexplicably swapped from Ang Mo Kio GRC to Nee Soon GRC.

This caused a reaction from Defence Minister and PAP Organising Secretary Ng Eng Hen, who told the media on July 27, 2015, that the retirement of MPs, especially those who have served 15, 20 or even 30 years, should be done more smoothly and in a more deliberate and dignified manner.

This turn of events suggest tension might be brewing within the party.

Here are three thoughts Singaporeans have:

 

sian-half-auntie “Fortunately Michael Palmer announced his affair internally in a dignified manner at that time and did not put it up on Facebook hastily.”
Gao Wai Yu, 43-year-old kept woman

 

sian-half-uncle “It would have been much worse and completely undignified if Inderjit Singh chose to announce his retirement in The New Paper.”
Tak Poh Zhua, 66-year-old rag-and-bone man

 

happy-bird-girl “Judging by the length and thickness of Inderjit Singh’s beard, he is definitely mature enough to announce his retirement any way he damn well pleases.”
Zhang Hu Xu, 16-year-old student