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People’s Association should not be accountable for money lapses as S’pore is a natural aristocracy

People’s Association should not be accountable for money lapses as S’pore is a natural aristocracy

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They should be given free rein to do whatever they please as Singaporeans need to know their role.


Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe in natural aristocracy and that the role of the peasant is to take orders unquestioningly, have come out to defend the People’s Association.

This after the Auditor-General’s Office issued a report that discovered that a PA grassroots leader in Minister Khaw Boon Wan’s Sembawang GRC had committed lapses when dealing with money.

One Singaporean, Mai Huan Loh, said this is not a big deal and people need not get worked up over nothing: “The People’s Association is an institution created by the government. It is independent of the population and does not need to be accountable to the public as it has been given powers to access public funds to use as it pleases.”

“Therefore, it is up to PA to use money in any way they deem fit, even if it means being careless with it.”

“Look, Singapore is a natural aristocracy. If you are not happy, please feel free to migrate.”

Other Singaporeans said a blatant disregard for accountability might not go down well with the populace — even though Singapore is a natural aristocracy — as the General Election 2015 is near.

Another local, Jin Keh Long, said the better approach is to launch an investigation into the matter and then say no wrongdoing has been found, to diffuse tension: “This way, people will at least feel satisfied that something was being done to rectify the matter.”

“But honestly, none of these would even be an issue if Singaporeans recognise their role as peasants in this society and not try to hold leaders accountable for mistakes they are bound to make when put in positions of power.”

“A natural aristocracy simply cannot function when everyone is so busy checking their masters and asking questions about lapses committed. Once more errors occur, we will stop noticing them in a while anyways.”






North-South, East-West line breakdown unites S’poreans

North-South, East-West line breakdown unites S’poreans

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Singaporeans bond over calls to commit hara-kiri, meditate on their role in Singapore’s natural aristocracy.


Singaporeans from all walks of life who are experiencing the complete collapse of the SMRT North-South and East-West lines system say they feel united as one people, one nation and one Singapore.

This after the breakdown brought a large number of Singaporeans together to commiserate with one another.

One Singaporean, Zuo Huang Di, said: “The last time I saw this many thousands of Singaporeans hanging out together was at Workers’ Party rally in Hougang, where Singaporeans turned up in droves and were united as one.”

“This 7/7/2015 complete collapse of the SMRT system really brings us back to those good times, and now at a time like this, it allows for each and every Singaporean to meditate on our role in this natural aristocracy.”

Other Singaporeans said given this current climate of immobility, it is a good time to put their heads together to go through the list of those who should take responsibility and commit hara-kiri.

Another Singaporean, Qu Zi Sah, said: “As the minion class, we deserve this cattle class treatment.”

“But it is also a good time to contemplate who in the upper management will need to commit hara-kiri because according to National Development Minister Khaw Boon Wan, those who cause lapses to occur must commit suicide via hara-kiri, as a matter of atonement and accepting responsibility for failure.”

At press time, other Singaporeans say they are already looking forward to more of such gatherings to allow locals to bond together in large groups as reliability of SMRT train services is increasing.