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Boycott Jollibee Singapore plagued by too much success

Boycott Jollibee Singapore plagued by too much success

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Anti-foreigner Facebook page gets Singaporeans spreading the word around, until it got out of hand.

Anti-foreigner Facebook page, Boycott Jollibee Singapore, fanning the flames until things get out of hand.

Anti-foreigner Facebook page, Boycott Jollibee Singapore, fanning the flames until things got out of hand.

A bunch of nimcompoops with Internet access have created a Facebook page called “Boycott Jollibee Singapore” to target the recently opened Jollibee fastfood place at Lucky Plaza.

The aim is to get Singaporeans hyperventilating and then to boycott Jollibee, a fast food joint originally from the Philippines.

However, this move has proven to be too successful, as Singaporeans who visited the Facebook page say they will spread the word about the boycott.

Until things got out of hand

One Singaporean, Jiak Jin Juay, said he will pass the message to dissuade other Singaporeans from visiting Jollibee.

“I will tell everyone I know not to come here”, he said, “so that I can buy takeaway for them and provide other people who want to dine in with more space.”

His sentiment stems from the same source that is affecting another Singaporean, Jiak Min Kia, who reiterated her stance as to why she despises Jollibee.

“I hate this fast food”, she said, “because it keeps me coming back for more.”

Another Singaporean, Jin Ho Jiak, then said he would avoid the fastfood joint at all cost.

“I don’t want to come back here”, he said, “more than six times a week.”

Another run-of-the-mill Singaporean, Jiak Kah Luan, is determined that Jollibee fails.

“I hope they fail”, she said, “to stop being so awesome.”

The negative publicity has unwittingly become free advertising for Jollibee, with immense interest generated from the online hype and word-of-mouth marketing that is increasingly getting even more out of hand with each passing day.

A man, who claims to be the anonymous administrator behind the Boycott Jollibee Singapore Facebook page, wrote to New Nation to express his regret.

The man said: “I don’t know if I’m a success or failure. I actually succeeded at failing to get people to boycott Jollibee.”

He continued: “I should go back to having sex with animals.”