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JEM mall collects refund from religious leaders after yet another accident

JEM mall collects refund from religious leaders after yet another accident

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JEM mall might relocate after glass door shatters, proving poltergeist’s message needs to be heeded.

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JEM mall has collected a full refund from religious leaders on Friday after its latest accident where a glass door shattered into smithereens without apparent rhyme or reason.

However, some eyewitnesses at the scene said a ghostly apparition was seen just when the glass door shattered and a loud shriek could be heard as far as one kilometre away

One eyewitness, Kuah Tio Qwee, said: “Immediately when the glass door shattered, I saw a white figure floating away and heard a loud shriek saying, ‘Why the government not curbing inflation? Everything in here is so expensive, cannot afford anything! GTFO…'”

Religious leaders who were tasked to bless the place after a major September accident in the shopping centre, where a ceiling collapsed spraying urine on everyone in the process, has since given JEM mall a full refund as their anointing did not work.

A JEM mall spokesperson, Kee Sho Peng, said: “The initial warranty, after the religious leaders prayed, covered up to 30 days only, which were supposed to be accident-free days.”

“Luckily we bought AppleCare+ and extended the warranty to 90 days, so we’re getting a full money back guarantee.”

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