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Apple CEO confesses he’s gay, causes crisis in FCBC and FotF as many members are iPhone users

Apple CEO confesses he’s gay, causes crisis in FCBC and FotF as many members are iPhone users

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Lawrence Khong to stop using iPhone and even denounce technology altogether.


A major crisis has broken out at FCBC and FotF, two pro-nuclear family organisations in Singapore.

This after it was revealed that Apple’s CEO Tim Cook is gay. The confession was made public on Bloomberg on Oct. 30, 2014.

This has caused members in FCBC and FotF in Singapore who are iPhone users to come to the realisation that they have been secretly financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO as they have been buying his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 5 and 6 and Apple tablets.

Some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge. Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it and this has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6 feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

The confession by the head of Apple has also caused others to be extra wary as the international scope of deception could also signal that the CEOs of Samsung, Xiaomi and LG are all also secretly gay and waiting for the right time to unveil their deception.

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.


Here are all the gay articles on New Nation:

Conservative S’poreans demand S’pore Zoo investigate if they possess gay animals

Reader is troubled by the state of sex education in Singapore

Wear White campaign organiser realises white is made out of gay colours

Colourful MRT lines show that public transport is gay: Reader

Abercrombie & Fitch promoting homosexuality, exhibitionism in Singapore

6 rainbow buildings in S’pore that have stood up for gay rights

NDP 2014 to remove all LGBT elements from performance celebration

Letter writer: Ban Adam Lambert from performing

Respect to Pastor Lawrence Khong for casting adulteress aside

More S’poreans considering taking up homosexuality to advance investment banking career

A-Mei’s Rainbow song can spread homosexuality, S’pore authorities warn

Reader forgives government for maligning City Harvest Church

Several gay men turn straight at the sight of Serina Wee










A-Mei’s Rainbow song can spread homosexuality, S’pore authorities warn

A-Mei’s Rainbow song can spread homosexuality, S’pore authorities warn

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But Taylor Swift songs about hooking up with multiple men one after another is okay.


By David Tan

Officials in Singapore have uncovered shocking new evidence suggesting that homosexuality may well be spread through sound.

This stunning revelation comes after Singapore authorities put a ban on the hit song Rainbow, by Taiwanese megastar A-Mei, saying she was not allowed to perform it during the 2014 Spring Wave Music And Art Festival at Gardens by the Bay on June 7 as such music leads to displays of homosexuality.

Ngoh Ho Moh, a Singapore authority, said: “Listening to Rainbow, which contains pro-homosexual lyrics, such as ‘our loves are very similar, we get hurt because of men, yet we continue colliding’, will lead people to exhibit sudden outbreaks of homosexual symptoms, like singing along in unison and waving light sticks.”

“On the other hand, Taylor Swift, who recently had a concert here two nights ago, was allowed to sing all manner of songs about hooking up and breaking up with one man after another, because it led people to sing along in unison and wave light sticks in a heterosexual manner.”

At press time, the Committee for National Service said Singapore will continue its long-standing policy of conscripting male citizens to join the SAF, where they will be taught to sleep with, shower with and die for other men.


Now this is really gay:

SAFRA releases new gym ad targeting men, undoes sexism of previous ad