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MINDEF offers slapping video victim a better job

MINDEF offers slapping video victim a better job

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Serve NS forever, they tell him, as pay and work conditions are comparatively better.

Guy on the right is Alan, the supervisor who likes to stroke his subordinate's face violently.

Guy on the right is Alan, the supervisor who likes to stroke his subordinate’s face violently.

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Mindef has stepped up to offer the slapping video victim a better pay and work conditions, tantamount to an opportunity of a lifetime: They are offering to let the victim serve NS forever.

This after it was revealed that the victim continued to work for the company under his happy slapping supervisor Alan who liked to stroke his face violently, for $500 a month without a contract or any benefits even after graduating from university and completing his internship there.

A source at Mindef said: “We heard that the victim can work for $500 a month. That’s actually something we can’t beat. But, we’d like to make him an offer: $500 monthly, plus free food.”

“He can also choose to stay in, which will save on transport.”

Workers’ Party could hire happy slapping supervisor

Workers’ Party could hire happy slapping supervisor

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Supervisor to be unleashed in parliament to slap the driver.

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It appears that the the happy slapping supervisor caught on video violently stroking the face of his subordinate might be joining the Workers’ Party.

A source close to this news said the fit between the two sides was perfect as the happy slapping supervisor could be unleashed in parliament to slap the driver.

“Slap The Driver” was WP’s GE2011 campaign manifesto.

The anonymous source, who declined to be named, said: “That time election we already said ‘Slap the driver!’, and everyone cheer and very happy.”

“But we haven’t been able to find anyone so ruthless until now. But then again, we probably don’t need to look far and wide, because talented people, always naturally come to us.”