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Smoking clubber insists he’s dressed as Indon Haze for Halloween party upset bouncers denied him entry

Smoking clubber insists he’s dressed as Indon Haze for Halloween party upset bouncers denied him entry

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Apparently, his smoke-producing mouth was too realistic for clubs’ liking.

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A Singaporean party-goer dressed up as the Indonesian haze for this weekend’s Halloween-themed nightclub events has been left upset and dejected.

This after he was turned away at multiple clubs on Friday evening and the early hours of Saturday morning as bouncer after bouncer denied him entry into their premises because they didn’t accept his reasoning that his chain-smoking of cigarettes was so that he didn’t want to break character as the Indonesian haze.

The clubber, Sio Hoon Kee, said he is frustrated as a result: “I don’t understand how clubs in Singapore have been encouraging clubbers to dress up for Halloween parties across the island, but turned me away again and again.”

“It sucks that I put in so much effort to look the part of the Indonesian haze and be ultra realistic about things and then some meathead guarding the door decides I cannot enter his club just because I don’t fall into his overly simplistic view of the world.”

“All I wanted was to be realistic with my outfit and continuously produce smoke like the Indonesian haze, which shows no signs of stopping.”

Clubbers from all walks of life in Singapore, who do enjoy taking a drag and wished that they could do that on the dance floor again, said they empathise with Indon Haze Man, as the now-famous clubber is called.

One clubber, Hu Lee Jin, who was dressed for Halloween as a foxy nurse with thigh-high slits on both sides of her white uniform that looked tainted with mysterious stains on the front and back, said: “I also bemoan this lack of creativity and imagination in Singapore.”

“If a man shows up for a Halloween party smoking cigarettes and calls himself the Indonesian Haze, you should pat him on the back and say ‘Good job circumventing the rules’ instead of throwing him out.”

“It is the letter of the law that the bouncers and club management are following when they should be embracing the spirit of it.”

“Since this is Halloween, we should be embracing spirits.”

At press time, more clubbers claiming to be dressed up as the Indonesian Haze for Halloween is expected this weekend.

 

 

 

 

 











More S’poreans dressed up as PAP MPs this Halloween

More S’poreans dressed up as PAP MPs this Halloween

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All-white attire favoured, not out of fear, but loathing.

Several thousand people were seen last Halloween weekend going to clubs to party dressed in the traditional all-white ensemble favoured by PAP MPs.

“When I made the decision to join the Halloween party, cost of entry was not a key factor. Loss of my virginity was.” Photo stolen from The Butter Factory.

A surge in the number of Singaporeans dressed up as PAP MPs for this year’s celebrations was not surprising, experts interviewed told New Nation.

A psychologist, Tao Nao Pai, with 15 years experience studying people’s brains, explained how this phenomenon came about: “Becoming the very thing you loathe is a way of exerting power and control over it.”

Others, such as Patpong-style nightclub manager, Sng Char Bor, 50, said the reason was straightforward: It is simply impossible to show up at a club dressed as an abstract concept.

“It is quite difficult to go to a party dressed as a high COV, even though this might be way scarier.”

Many of those dressed in PAP all-whites were seen going into character, besides being obnoxious, to play to public sentiment.

“Look, I am trying to be Desmond Choo. Boo hoo hoo hoo…”, one of the bespectacled half-drunk party-goer dressed in white said.

But not all who came as PAP MPs were as blatant. Others were seen going into character by pulling trademarked PAP moves.

One of them was seen walking around the club asking paying customers: “What do you think?”

Another was loudly saying: “When I made the decision to join the Halloween party, cost of entry was not a key factor. Loss of my virginity was.”

Still another was seen wiping her hands after every handshake.

One other party-goer, dressed as an election ballot booth to commemorate the fact he voted in three elections within a year, said: “This shows that Singapore has progressed.”

He continued: “In the past, there were no people dressed as PAP MPs because there was a fear one would get arrested by the ISD for doing so.”

Outside the club, a group of all-whites were seen trying to force a man who looked like Chee Soon Juan to eat a drumstick.