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S’poreans vow to repeatedly fantasise about Bernice Wong-Casey

S’poreans vow to repeatedly fantasise about Bernice Wong-Casey

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As they are at a complete loss about how to deal with being insulted.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are at a loss as to how to deal with the rich white guy who said Singaporeans are smelly.

One Singaporean, Mei Ban Fa said: “We feel insulted but we cannot call the police because that would be stupid. We cannot beat him also or else our hands dirty.”

“So, the next best option is to fantasise about Bernice Wong-Casey. That would show him.”

Others, who are at a greater loss, explained their predicament.

Another local, Jin Pai Kwa, said: “I don’t even find her attractive, but I will try.”

“Even though it hurts me to do this, I will do it for fellow Singaporeans’ pride.”

Poor S’poreans apologise to rich white guy

Poor S’poreans apologise to rich white guy

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“We are very, very sorry.”

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Singaporeans from all walks of life are apologising profusely to a rich white guy.

This after the rich white guy had to take the MRT train with his son and was exposed to foul smells emanating from poor people surrounding him on the public transport.

One local, See Baey Chao, said: “Singaporeans are very sorry the rich white guy has to stay in Singapore.”

“Because if you are really rich and successful, you actually stay in the Bahamas. And not have to work.”