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Dr Koh Poh Koon is forever alone

Dr Koh Poh Koon is forever alone

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Even though he has that smile on his face, you can sense there’s sadness in his heart.

At the Workers’ Party victory parade around Punggol East SMC on Sunday yesterday, you can witness hordes of people surrounding the truck the party members were on.

Note how the photos are taken with a wide angle featuring everyone involved: Party members, crowd and media.

All photos stolen from Yahoo!

Waving at trees. [Photo stolen from Yahoo!]

Now take a look at PAP’s anti-victory parade on Sunday too.

All photos only show close-up shots of Dr Koh Poh Koon. Because he is mostly waving at trees.

Waving at trees

Waving at trees [Photo stolen from Yahoo!]

Or else, thumbs up birds.

Thumbs up birds

Thumbs up birds [Photo stolen from Yahoo!]

Because no chicken rice, means no crowd.

GIF stolen from 9gag Singapore.

GIF stolen from 9gag Singapore.

 

 

 

 

 











‘Son of Punggol’ bounded by geography forever & ever

‘Son of Punggol’ bounded by geography forever & ever

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Leaving Punggol East to contest elsewhere a sign of defection, betrayal and infidelity.

If the "Son of Punggol" were to contest somewhere else, will he be considered geographically promiscuous?

If the “Son of Punggol” were to contest somewhere else, will he be considered geographically promiscuous?

Dr Koh Poh Koon will forever have to contest in the north-east Punggol area, residents from all walks of life living inside and outside of Punggol East SMC said.

This is because he is the self-proclaimed “Son of Punggol” and any attempt to leave the area to go elsewhere where the grass might be greener will automatically make him a traitor and defector.

A Punggol East resident, Gong Ren Dang, said: “If you are really the ‘Son of Punggol’, you must eat, shit and breathe in Punggol, contest in Punggol and die in Punggol, if you have to.”

“Also, got free time, don’t forget come back to Rivervale area and go clear some leaves from the drain please.”

Professional election watchers also say refraining from contesting in other areas outside of Punggol will help prevent Dr Koh from doing a Michael Palmer.

Self-styled political pundit, Eric de Yaya, said: “If Dr Koh Poh Koon goes somewhere else, for example, Ang Mo Kio GRC to fill an upcoming void there, he will be seen as being geographically promiscuous.”

“In the eyes of the electorate, this is as good as porking another woman who is not your wife, a la, Michael Palmer.”

 

 

 

 

 











‘Son of Punggol’ forever bounded by geography

‘Son of Punggol’ forever bounded by geography

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Leaving Punggol East to contest elsewhere a sign of defection, betrayal and infidelity.

If the "Son of Punggol" were to contest somewhere else, will he be considered geographically promiscuous?

If the “Son of Punggol” were to contest somewhere else, will he be considered geographically promiscuous?

Dr Koh Poh Koon will forever have to contest in the north-east Punggol area, residents interviewed by New Nation exclaimed.

This is because he is the self-proclaimed “Son of Punggol” and any attempt to leave the area to go elsewhere where the grass might be greener will automatically make him a traitor and defector.

A Punggol East resident, Gong Ren Dang, said: “If you are really the ‘Son of Punggol’, you must eat, shit and breathe in Punggol, contest in Punggol and die in Punggol, if you have to.”

“Also, got free time, don’t forget come back to Rivervale area and go clear some leaves from the drain please.”

Professional election watchers also say refraining from contesting in other areas outside of Punggol will help prevent Dr Koh from doing a Michael Palmer.

Self-styled political pundit, Eric de Yaya, said: “If Dr Koh Poh Koon goes somewhere else, for example, Tanjong Pagar GRC to fill an upcoming void there, he will be seen as being geographically promiscuous.”

“In the eyes of the electorate, this is as good as porking another woman who is not your wife, a la, Michael Palmer.”

 

 

 

 

 











Besides plywood, PAP also hoarding onions

Besides plywood, PAP also hoarding onions

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Plan is to help by-election candidate induce crying on cue to win votes.

A colorectal surgeon is expected to be PAP’s candidate to contest in Punggol East SMC by-election. But the question is: Can he cry on cue? (Photo stolen from Yahoo!)

Over the past few days, the PAP has been importing large amounts of plywood from Malaysia – an indication that the by-election at Punggol East SMC is around the corner.

Plywood is used as a backing for election posters to make them stiff. Without which, election posters will be hanging on lamp posts all flaccid, unlike Michael Palmer’s dong.

However, plywood is not the only material the PAP is allegedly buying in bulk.

Sources close to the party say they have also started hoarding large amounts of onions.

Up to four tonnes of it to be exact.

It is understood that half of the onions will be used by the Punggol East SMC by-election candidate to practise crying on cue.

This is to replicate what Desmond Choo achieved during his Hougang by-election rally in May 2012, although it is not known if he sniffed onions. Or drove his palm into thumbtacks. Or bit his tongue.

The leftover onions will be pulverised and unleashed as a mist into the atmosphere during PAP rallies to induce salty water to come out from all the other speakers’ eyes.

No time for LOL. :( Desmond Choo garnered 3 percent more votes when he shed tears during the Hougang by-election rally in May 2012.

As well as from the eyes of rally attendees, which the mainstream media will no doubt say number in the thousands.

When in fact only about 75 people will show up.

Based on evidence accrued in the by-election held at Hougang SMC last year, it was discovered that crying helped PAP’s candidate, Desmond Choo, garner three percent more votes.

His showing, nonetheless, was estimated to be the same even if the PAP fielded a cactus. Quite a sad case, indeed.

But it should be noted, that unlike the last by-election held in Hougang, there was no AIM fiasco hanging in the air like now.

Or striking foreign workers snafu every other month.

Plus the fact that PAP’s Michael Palmer vacated his MP seat after porking a woman who is not his wife, unlike Yaw Shin Leong, who only allegedly did likewise.

Therefore, some tears will be necessary.

PAP doesn’t know when PAP will call for by-election

PAP doesn’t know when PAP will call for by-election

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PM Lee Hsien Loong’s announcement of a by-election will catch his own political party by surprise.

Dr Koh Poh Koon, left, has an interesting career.

In the strangest twist to Singapore politics yet, it has been reported that the ruling party PAP will be caught by surprise when its own Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong calls for a by-election in Punggol East SMC.

Teo Ser Luck, who is overseeing Punggol East SMC after Michael Palmer sacked himself as MP for porking another woman who is not his wife, dismissed talk that any by-election is around the corner.

Or that PAP has any knowledge that the PAP knows when or if the PAP is calling for one.

Teo, acted blur when he told reporters at the Punggol East Meet-the-People Session, who had asked why the PAP is hoarding plywood for election posters: “As a political party, we must always be ready if an election is called. Whether we bought the plywood or didn’t buy the plywood, or we have gotten any other type of item or equipment, I think it’s just about getting ready at all times, apart from the things we’re doing today, which is really serving and helping the residents.”

However, what is certain is that the PAP is set to unveil its latest candidate who might contest in Punggol East SMC.

He specialises in looking up people’s ass.

He is a colorectal surgeon, Dr Koh Poh Koon.

He was spotted distributing food rations to residents in the Punggol East SMC area.

But according to Teo Ser Luck, he is “just his friend who is interested in volunteering”.

On a Tuesday evening. Because he happened to take some time off work. And happened to dress in white.

Nothing suspicious there. Just browsing. Happened to pop by the area. Ok got to go now.