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Counterfeiting S$50 note is ‘not derisory enough’, S’poreans proclaim

Counterfeiting S$50 note is ‘not derisory enough’, S’poreans proclaim

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Should aim for S$10,000 note, which is twice as derisory.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who like to think big and act big, said the act of counterfeiting S$50 Singapore notes is “not derisory enough”.

This after a 52-year-old man believed to be involved in the production of counterfeit S$50 notes has been arrested.

One Singaporean, Pang Tua Pao, said: “Counterfeiting S$50 note is a joke and not derisory enough.”

This is in reference to Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong’s lawyer, Davinder Singh, who coined a new unit of currency in May 2014, where S$5,000 was labelled a “derisory”.

Jiang Zhua Zee, another local, explained how to make matters more derisory: “Instead of S$50 notes, the man should have aimed for S$10,000 notes.”

“S$10,000 would be equivalent to two derisory, so that is better and more worth it.”

“Hence, Singaporeans should focus on creating a ‘super derisory’ note, which is equivalent to 120 derisory or S$600,000, which is also known in Singapore as ‘peanuts’.”

“Peanuts” is a unit of currency worth S$600,000 coined by ex-Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong’s wife in July 2005 during the National Kidney Foundation scandal.

 

 

 

 

 

 





NSF recruits say monthly SAF allowance of $480 is ‘not derisory enough’

NSF recruits say monthly SAF allowance of $480 is ‘not derisory enough’

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A “derisory” is a unit of currency worth S$5,000 coined by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong’s lawyer, Davinder Singh.

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Full-time national servicemen (NSFs) from all walks of life across various units in the Singapore Armed Forces have come out to say that their monthly allowance is “not derisory enough”.

This after Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong’s lawyer, Davinder Singh, coined a new unit of currency when he said $5,000 is derisory.

This caused current NSFs serving in SAF, who receive up to $480 a month as recruits, to say that they do not mind if their allowance could be more derisory.

Kee Zho Peng, a Singaporean Son, said: “To be really baller, we need at least half a derisory. $480 a month is really not derisory enough.”

Teo Teh Gan, another NSF pride and joy, said: “To put things in perspective: It will take me roughly one year just to save $5,000 while in NS.”

“Now, that’s derisory.”

 

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