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Law Minister K. Shanmugam is a guru

Law Minister K. Shanmugam is a guru

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Thank you Sir, for Your words have allowed us to find the answer to all of life’s problems.

When asked why there are so many high-profile graft cases in Singapore recently, Law Minister K. Shanmugam told 1,800 residents at a National Day dinner in Chong Pang on Saturday that Singapore’s system of meritocracy is blameless and all the cases are attributed to human nature:


Look at all these problems reported within one day! There is clearly nothing wrong with Singapore except human nature!




Please, Sir! Continue to share with everyone how human nature is at fault! Because, even…

Most anti-corruption officers dying of exhaustion

Most anti-corruption officers dying of exhaustion

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Many of them have worked non-stop since surge in high-profile corruption cases early this year.

In the latest corruption case before the courts, Darinne Ko (top) allegedly exchanged sex with her law professor for grades.

She apparently only got a B grade. So does it mean the professor is innocent because it clearly wasn’t about giving her a good grade?

With the surfacing of the most recent sex-for-grades corruption case involving ex-law student Darinne Ko Wen Hui, 22 and law professor Tey Tsun Hang, 41, the usually squeaky clean, zero-corruption image of Singapore is taking a beating.

And anti-corruption officers are battling exhaustion as many are dying from the workload of investigating so many cases back-to-back since the start of the year, where ex-SCDF commissioner, Peter Lim was investigated for making sexy times with at least three women in exchange for business deals.

The number of cases have been piling up and there appears to be no respite in sight.

An anonymous anti-corruption investigator said: “When I signed up for this job, I thought I could slack because Singapore got very low corruption, right?”

In response to media queries, the Ministry of Corruption Reduction And Prevention (MinCRAP) said: “Corruption cases are still rare, given that all was calm for the last 40 to 50 odd years before this year.”

But anti-corruption officers are not buying it.

They are complaining that they have been working 18-hour days non-stop for the past six months or so.

And many of them are quitting as they do not believe their workload will subside any time soon.

Others, battered but hanging on to their livelihood, are voluntarily signing up for counselling and rehabilitation to cope with the recent spate of sexual gratification cases that have been coming hard and fast.

And with more thorough investigations, anti-corruption officers are finding more graphic details emerging from the cases.

One anonymous inside source said: “Reading the detailed case files makes you feel like you just caught your own uncle masturbating. It’s revolting. It’s not like those under investigation look like Thor or Anne Hathaway, you know.”

Another tells of how sexual gratification cases read like unimaginative, poorly-made porn movies instead.

He said: “It’s always the same: Guy meets girl. Chit chat. Girl wants favour. Can only offer *whistle*. Boink boink. Guy grimaces. Money shot. The end.”

So what changes must take place before anti-corruption officers change their minds about switching careers or checking themselves into counselling?

“If the people getting caught are actually better looking,” another anonymous source revealed.

PM Lee mulls sexual favors for Ministers in bid to combat corruption

PM Lee mulls sexual favors for Ministers in bid to combat corruption

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The recent investigations and arrests in the civil service  has left Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong fuming mad, an insider with knowledge of the situation disclosed.

“He’s pissed, that’s for sure, and you can expect to see him crack the whip to ensure ministers don’t end up getting caught in a compromised position,” says our source.

The Prime Minister has tabled a raft of other measures for consideration. The most controversial one: Offer sexual favors for Ministers as part of their compensation package, to ensure they don’t seek illicit sexual pleasure. Read the full story

MinCRAP: ‘Sexual corruption case is once-in-50-years event’

MinCRAP: ‘Sexual corruption case is once-in-50-years event’

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Benefits of high salaries to deter monetary corruption of public servants lauded.

Ex-SCDF chief, Peter Lim, is proof that high salaries prevent monetary corruption.

The high-profile sexual corruption case involving the ex-Singapore Civil Defence Force Chief, Peter Lim, serves as a timely reminder that Singapore has done very well in keeping corruption levels at a non-existent level.

Hen You Qian, a spokesman from the Ministry of Corruption Reduction And Prevention (MinCRAP), reiterated that obtaining sexual favours is the best proof that public servants are no longer moved by money anymore.

Hen said: “High salaries for public servants has worked and will continue to work to retain talent and prevent rampant monetary corruption.”

He added: “Sexual corruption, when it happens, is then a rare, once-in-50-years event.”

Shrugged off as a freak occurrence, the ex-SCDF commissioner was in court yesterday to face multiple charges of obtaining sexual gratification from three women in exchange for business deals.

While paid a lot of money every month to remain upright only in terms of principles, Lim managed to do so in other ways that did not pertain to principles.

Between May 2010 and November 2011, he had sexy times with three different women at different times at secluded car parks, in an apartment and even in France.

Clamp down on sexual corruption

But it now appears that obtaining illicit sexy times is going to be tougher in the future.

To demonstrate it is keen on cracking down on sexual corruption, the government is working closely with MinCRAP.

An elite Anti-Sex Squad (ASS) has been assembled to do inspections of all car parks in secluded areas to suss out any potential infringements.

Starting this weekend, any public servant caught in a car park without a valid reason will be immediately taken into custody and brought to Sim Lim Tower.

They will then have to take out their personal exercise book, which will be issued to all public servants in a few days’ time to be carried around during and after office hours, and made to copy the lines seen on the Sim Lim Tower billboard 500 times.

Sim Lim Tower

This will be done while kneeling down.

Anyone not from the public service but caught by ASS will be prevented from becoming a public servant in the future. This is to weed out potential wrongdoers.

They will then be issued an exercise book and made to copy the Sim Lim Tower lines 300 times.

The public-at-large is also counted on to do their part.

Public servants fingered by the public will be subsequently probed by the authorities.

Other measures MinCRAP is exploring include preventing public servants from going to France and chemical castration.