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S’poreans commit suicide twice in one day after causing MRT to break down two times

S’poreans commit suicide twice in one day after causing MRT to break down two times

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They managed to die two times in a day even though they were busy.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life had to commit suicide two times on March 3, 2015, once during the morning rush hour at 7.30am and the second time in the evening at 5.45pm.

This after Singaporeans personally took responsibility for causing the Circle Line MRT to break down in the morning and the East West Line to spoil in the evening, as they all went to take the train at the same time, which caused difficulties to occur.

One Singaporean Mei You Kong, said he was not going to let his busy day at work get in the way of killing himself two times together with other fellow Singaporeans for causing the lapses: “I see it as my personal responsibility to commit suicide twice in one day even though I was busy at work.”

“This is the PAP way of doing things. If you foul something up, you must take out a knife and commit hara-kiri on the spot.”

“If not, it is considered an abdication of duty.”

Other Singaporeans said committing suicide twice a day is not a big deal as they foresee themselves committing suicide often in the future, with more train breakdowns to be expected.

Qu Si Le, a Singaporean woman, said: “As a Singaporean, I deserve to die as I keep making things spoil and causing lapses.”

“In my Facebook About Me section, I already listed ‘Committing Suicide’ as a hobby alongside ‘Wake Boarding’ and ‘Pole Dancing’.”

“I believe all Singaporeans must give this committing suicide thing a try. It is good for you.”

“I believe the PAP should join in too.”

 

Everybody can commit suicide together:

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S’poreans accept blame for Circle Line rush hour disruption, will commit suicide for lapses

S’poreans accept blame for Circle Line rush hour disruption, will commit suicide for lapses

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It is our fault, they say.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life who were taking the Circle Line on March 3, 2015, at 7.30am and causing the train to break down, have taken personal responsibility for the lapses.

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They said they are willing to commit suicide for it as they all went to take the train at the same time causing it to fail.

The disruption caused Serangoon MRT Station to be so crowded with commuters at one point that they were temporarily barred from taking the escalator down to the platform to ease congestion.

One Singaporean, Qu Zi Sah, said he personally wants to take responsibility for the lapses because it is not Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew‘s fault: “I am sorry I went down the escalator even though it was crowded and further caused the train to break down because I went to take it. This is not Minister Lui Tuck Yew’s fault because he didn’t take the train. He drives.”

Other Singaporeans explained it is also not SMRT CEO Desmond Kuek‘s fault either as he did not personally take the train to cause it to break down.

Another Singaporean, Sa Zi Ji, said it is only the right thing to do for Singaporeans to commit suicide to show that they are at fault: “Minister Khaw Boon Wan said we must commit suicide because of lapses.”

“This is the PAP way of doing things.”

 

Everybody can commit suicide together:

Numerous PAP MPs put on 24-hour suicide watch after Khaw Boon Wan said commit suicide because of lapses

S’poreans apologise to Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew for causing public transport fares to increase again

S’poreans apologise to SMRT for dry humping one another at Lakeside MRT station

S’poreans apologise to SMRT CEO for causing his trains to frequently break down

Numerous PAP MPs put on 24-hour suicide watch after Khaw Boon Wan said commit suicide because of lapses

Numerous PAP MPs put on 24-hour suicide watch after Khaw Boon Wan said commit suicide because of lapses

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Quite a number of PAP MPs expected to take their own lives.

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Unable to stand incompetent overpaid dead weights who cannot do their jobs properly as required, National Development Minister Khaw Boon Wan told parliament on Feb. 12, 2015 that MPs who caused lapses to occur must commit suicide via hara-kiri, as a matter of atonement and accepting responsibility for failure.

Following his speech in Parliament, security staff were seen rushing to put a number of PAP MPs deemed to be of the greatest threat to themselves on 24-hour suicide watch surveillance.

Several of these MPs expected to take their own lives include ex-Home Affairs minister Wong Kan Seng, Minister of State Desmond Lee, Vivian Balakrishnan and Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.

This is followed by Transport Minister Lui Tuck Yew, ex-National Development Minister Mah Bow Tan, Minister for Communications Yaacob Ibrahim and also Khaw Boon Wan himself, as a result of the recent Sengkang columbarium oversight.

Khaw’s demand in parliament for self-immolation has caused the Elections Department to update the electoral roll, in preparation for by-elections as and when MPs start passing away.

Singaporeans who heard of Khaw’s self-sacrificial suggestion, said they fully agree and can come up with at least 40 to 50 names from PAP off the top of their heads who should end their own lives unconditionally and immediately.

Qu Zi Sha, a local, said there was no doubt that out of the whole Cabinet, only Finance Minister and overall statesman Tharman Shanmugaratnam can spare his own life: “I believe the first few to go are the Minister in charge of transport and that guy who was responsible for letting Mas Selamat run away.”

“This is followed by a host of others, including but not limited to Seng Han Thong, Lim Swee Say and eventually, Tin Pei Ling.”

“Ya, Tin Pei Ling is not even important enough to be tasked to do anything important, let alone commit lapses.”

“But that’s the point. She should just go. She’s just making up the numbers.”

 

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