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Hardcore Gordon Ramsay fan renames herself ‘Chili Crab’

Hardcore Gordon Ramsay fan renames herself ‘Chili Crab’

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Fan explains what inspired her to change her moniker.

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A hardcore female Gordon Ramsay fan has changed her name to “Chili Crab”.

This after the British Master Chef came out victorious at the SingTel Hawker Heroes cook-off yesterday, where he beat Jumbo Seafood at making the better chili crab.

Even though he was only here for a few days to learn how to cook it, demonstrating that the order of the British Empire is still strong and capable of reclaiming old territories.

The fan, who declined to reveal her previous real name, said the inspiration to change her name came to her when she realised Gordon Ramsay had a way with chili crab.

Chili Crab, who was at the cook-off trying to get Gordon Ramsay’s attention, said: “I realised that every time when people say Gordon is good at doing chili crab, they will be directly talking about how good he is at doing me.”

She was also seen carrying a sign during the event asking him to “make hell together”, which to the uninitiated, means having sexual intercourse:

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S’poreans mourn the passing of Jumbo Seafood

S’poreans mourn the passing of Jumbo Seafood

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Several of the staff were seen throwing themselves off The Riverwalk into the river.

Jumbo Seafood restaurant lost... boo hoo

Jumbo Seafood restaurant lost… boo hoo

Singaporeans from all walks of life gathered outside Jumbo Seafood restaurant yesterday evening to pay their last respects to the eatery once hailed as the king of seafood.

This after Gordon Ramsay beat out Jumbo Seafood’s signature chili crab dish in the cook-off held at Newton Food Centre.

The popular vote by the masses gave the thumbs up to Gordon Ramsay’s dish, which effectively marked the end of an era.

Mourners said that when news of Gordon Ramsay’s win spread throughout the Jumbo Seafood restaurant, the mood turned sombre.

Waiters and waitresses were dropping plates like grapes, followed by some bouts of wailing.

A few minutes later, several of the restaurant staff were seen throwing themselves off The Riverwalk into the river.

This is the traditional Chinese method of self-immolation, a practice carried out whenever the family name has been sullied.

Gordon Ramsay opening 50 chili crab restaurants in S’pore

Gordon Ramsay opening 50 chili crab restaurants in S’pore

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Chili crab renamed as official national dish of Britain.

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Buoyed by the success of his crowd-pleasing chili crab dish which won over the masses in the SingTel Hawker Heroes cook-off yesterday, Master Chef Gordon Ramsay is planning on opening 50 restaurants in Singapore selling his new found signature dish.

Gordon’s Chili Crab Restaurant, which is what his establishment will be tentatively called, will sell chili crab only and it will be referred to as “Singaporeans’ Preferred Dish”.

The British Embassy has told the press that the national dish of Britain has been changed to chili crab following Gordon Ramsay’s victory.

Singaporeans who tried Gordon Ramsay’s interpretation of the chili crab dish at the cook-off held at Newton Food Centre yesterday evening said they were impressed he got it right so quickly.

Jin Tum Jiak, a local foodie, said: “Anything ang moh cook confirm nice one. He charge double the price of Jumbo Seafood I will also pay to eat it.”

Neither Singapore nor Malaysia can lay claim to being masters of the chili crab dish as of today.