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All S’poreans turn gay once ambassador Tommy Koh said gay people should ‘try again’

Posted on 11 September 2018

A mere suggestion is potent enough because being gay is irresistible.


Singaporeans from all walks of life, who were blissfully straight, have found themselves turned gay overnight.

This after ambassador Tommy Koh said gay people should “try again” to repeal 377A law in Singapore.

This mere suggestion has, as predicted by highly religious Singaporeans about the harmful addictive effects of homosexuality, turned millions of Singaporeans irreversibly gay overnight.

One ex-straight Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said: “I was happily straight and confident of my sexuality.”

“However, with Tommy Koh’s mere suggestion for gay advocates to repeal 377A, I suddenly find myself attracted to people of the same sex and wanting to engage in same-sex intercourse all the time.”

“Homosexuality is such a powerful force to cause these sorts of changes to take place overnight against our wills, just as highly religious Singaporeans predicted.”

Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to provocative liberal gay agitators, who use logic and arguments to sway others their way.

One other local, Lai Zuo Ai, said: “It is our fault we failed to remind ourselves we are straight 24/7 all the time.”

“The moment we let our guard down for just a short split second, we suddenly become gay af because someone happen to suggest homosexuality can find more social currency.”

“It is almost as if we were by default gay, but put on a straight, brave front as performance.”

“It is like we are so weak in the flesh, we cannot avoid being tempted to choose the gay way, which as we have since found out, is the one and only true way.”

“We have no choice but to live with our true gay identity as a nation from now on because homosexuality is just too powerful for anyone to defy.”


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  • Eugene Tan

    I wonder how many people will get that this is satire.

    I laughed, good job.