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AVA to euthanise noisy S’poreans

Posted on 02 February 2017

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who believe it is okay to kill anything that makes excessive noise, are applauding the latest efforts to keep decibels low.

This after the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority of Singapore announced they will take action to euthanise any Singaporeans if they receive any complaints that deem locals to be noisy.

One Singaporean, Cha See Lang, said: “This measure will be effective in dealing with Singaporeans who keep making noise to complain about this and that.”

“Kids play football noisy? Complain. Chicken make noise? Complain.”

“Ownself complain and make noise? Must complain also. Send AVA in and euthanise these Singaporeans who keep making noise as they accuse others of doing so.”

Other locals said AVA euthanising Singaporeans will send a strong message to the rest of the population.

Another local, Gan Diao, said: “I think all noisy persons must be euthanised.”

“Since the government wants to be recognised as a person as it is always acting like a whiny bitch, it also should be euthanised.”







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