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God officially loses count of calamities He has sent Jem’s way

Posted on 29 December 2016

One more for the heck of it, He said.


A three-hour ceiling leak outside Esprit outlet at Jem mall at Jurong East on Wednesday afternoon, Dec. 28, could well be the last warning sent by God to His people — if He can actually remember how many more signs He has left to go.

The incident took place around 12.35pm on the first floor.

This marks the ninth or 10th sign God has sent JEM mall, if He can still keep count of the number of incidents.

Previously, His seven signs went largely unheeded in 2014 and The Merciful One could be trying to warn his people one more time, before He destroys the shopping centre for good by razing it down to the ground.

According to eyewitnesses, the leak had already occurred the night before.

However, shoppers were undeterred and continued in their pursuit of consumerist practices even when it was clear woe would befall them.

One shopper, Xing Ye Shu, said she is confident the ninth or 10th sign won’t be the last as there will probably be 10 clear signs in total, like what she saw on the cartoon The Prince of Egypt and the movie Exodus: Gods and Kings, starring Batman Christian Bale: “I still have time. Next week still got sale. No need to repent so soon.”

“Anyway there is still JCube.”







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