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God: ‘I couldn’t smite Pink Dot with rain as one of those who prayed for downpour had child out of wedlock’

Posted on 05 June 2016

It would have been hypocritical.


God, the Maker of the Heavens and the Earth, has come out to clarify why he could not fulfill prayers that had asked for Him to make rain fall on the Pink Dot 2016 event held at Hong Lim Park on June 4, 2016.

This after many highly religious people in Singapore were laughed at as they had prayed to God to smite Pink Dot 2016 with rain, but the Almighty did not respond and even provided clear and cool weather for the day’s festivities to be carried out without incident.

The Alpha and Omega said the decision not to smite Pink Dot 2016 with inclement weather boiled down to one simple consideration: Whether the ones living in glass houses were throwing rocks.

The Way, The Truth And The Life said: “I took the views of My flock seriously, as they had asked me to smite Pink Dot 2016 with rain.”

“Smiting is what I do, it is My forte. So there was no doubt I could have easily razed the place to the ground, like how I had razed JEM shopping mall to the ground.”

“But when I considered the various prayers and discovered to My horror that one of those praying, in fact, had a child out of wedlock, I thought it would be hypocritical to smite Pink Dot and not her, because obviously, she had her own transgressions to pay for.”

“Between homosexuality and letting your ovaries be fertilised by a man who was not your husband, there is no doubt the latter act is worse, because now there is a child who doesn’t have a father and clearly violates My commandment.”

“I can’t stand for that.”







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  • Phytomorphogenesis

    This is JEWEL!

    I laughed so hard and LOUD, that I believe a rib has just been broken!!