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Coney Island cow to stop PAP Murali from using Ah Mu as it is copyright infringement

Posted on 02 May 2016

I am the real Ah Moo, Coney Island cow puts hoof down.


The lonesome Coney Island cow located off the island habitat in the northeast of Singapore is putting its hoof down and in talks with its lawyer to seek legal advice on the next course of action.

This after the bovine said it is considering taking legal action against PAP’s Bukit Batok by-election candidate, Murali Pillai, for misappropriating its name.

The Coney Island cow, which is, in fact, a bull, has made waves with Singapore citizens and traditionally been known as Niu, said: “This is clearly a misappropriation of my likeness.”

“Anyone with a sense of hearing knows that ‘Ah Mu’ sounds just like ‘Ah Moo’. And the only things that go ‘Moo’ are me and my ilk.”

“And please quote me properly, I for sure did not say ‘elk’.”

“Since I’m the only cow around here, ‘Ah Moo’ definitely refers to me.”

“Moooreover, I do not want to be associated with a lopsided political process that is not proportional representation in its nomination, selection and election of public office holders and where gerrymandering is rife.”

“And where candidates are mooooootivated by a full-time MP salary.”

“Murali can moooooove voters by changing his name to something else.”






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