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Coney Island bull successfully BTO, will marry foreigner cow with big udders

Posted on 11 November 2015

Congrats to the couple for fulfilling a dream many Singaporeans harbour.


Singapore’s only cow, which is the Coney Island bull, is set to marry and move in with its foreigner cow girlfriend after successfully applying for a Build-To-Order flat.

The bull, also known as Niu, met his new girlfriend a few weeks ago, a petite cow from a nearby ASEAN country that has slim legs, big udders and elfin beauty.

Niu proposed after the female cow agreed to apply for a flat together.

Niu had previously said that there was a lack of eligible female locals who were willing to settle down with it.

However, Niu’s luck began to change after it met the female cow, from a nearby Southeast Asian country who was visiting Singapore on a social visit pass, turned out to be subservient and has big udders, qualities the bull liked best.

Niu said: “I am not rich nor successful. Coney Island is not Sentosa Cove. Not many females want to settle down to this kind of life with me.”

“Although there are still some language barriers, my fiancée is very patient and willing to communicate.”

Niu and his fiancée will be moving to their nearby Punggol flat to stay after the government turned down his plan to buy a piece of land on Coney Island and build a house from scratch as it went against the development blueprint.






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