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God reminds JEM shopping mall in Jurong East He is not done razing the place to the ground

Posted on 06 June 2015

Another day, another sign.

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God has sent a message to JEM shopping mall in Jurong East once again for the umpteenth time that He is still serious about razing the place to the ground.

This after the the Alpha And Omega sent a jet of what, witnesses said, is most likely faeces water bursting forth from an overhead pipe over the diners in Din Tai Fung restaurant on Thursday evening.

One onlooker, Xing Ye Shu, said: “I thought that the fire that broke out near the H&M boutique at JEM shopping mall on Good Friday night this year could well have been the final warning sent by God to His people.”

“But it looks like He is willing to show some mercy and allow His warning signs to be spread far and wide before adopting harder-hitting action.”

However, other eye witnesses said God’s warning signs should be heeded without further ado as He seems to be getting a hang of pushing out viral messages via social media, signalling He’s serious.

Shang Dian Tang, another local, said: “The Lord God Almighty seems very in tune with the times. All His signs these days are visual spectacles and go viral easily on social media.”

“In the past, He had to rely on truly greater spectacles, such as plagues and floods, but now, He has micro-control of indoor environments as well, making things pop, burn and blow in a shopping mall.”

“Now that’s a sign of divine power.”

 

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