Archive | April, 2015

Homosexuals in S’pore regretting boycott, hard-pressed to find another furniture retailer as affordable as IKEA

Homosexuals in S’pore regretting boycott, hard-pressed to find another furniture retailer as affordable as IKEA

Posted on 20 April 2015

Where else can they get a cabinet for S$39 or meatballs with mystery brown sauce?

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God feeling frustrated as latest flood warning at JEM shopping mall goes unheeded by Jurong residents

God feeling frustrated as latest flood warning at JEM shopping mall goes unheeded by Jurong residents

Posted on 19 April 2015

He wonders what to do to get his flock’s attention. Pestilence or fire from the sky next?

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S’porean man vows to run 91cm in 91 days to pay tribute to Lee Kuan Yew

S’porean man vows to run 91cm in 91 days to pay tribute to Lee Kuan Yew

Posted on 18 April 2015

The short distance endurance runner said challenge is in pacing himself and not completing full distance in one shot.

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Crossover Project would have been worldwide success had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

Crossover Project would have been worldwide success had Serina Wee fronted it as lead singer

Posted on 17 April 2015

She shouldn’t have sung backup for Sun Ho.

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OMGTel stays ahead of telco pack with innovative Microsoft Word logo

OMGTel stays ahead of telco pack with innovative Microsoft Word logo

Posted on 17 April 2015

Much innovates.

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SMRT to invest in 4th telco in S’pore to ensure reliability of train breakdowns

SMRT to invest in 4th telco in S’pore to ensure reliability of train breakdowns

Posted on 16 April 2015

OMG branding will achieve synergy with current rail faults.

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SMRT to invest in 4th telco in S’pore to maintain reliability of train breakdowns

SMRT to invest in 4th telco in S’pore to maintain reliability of train breakdowns

Posted on 16 April 2015

OMG branding will achieve synergy with current rail faults.

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Authorities to question S’poreans who queued for Free Cone Day but didn’t queue for lying in state

Authorities to question S’poreans who queued for Free Cone Day but didn’t queue for lying in state

Posted on 15 April 2015

They will be asked where exactly their allegiance lies: Lee Kuan Yew or ice cream?

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S’pore to retire letters ‘L’, ‘K’ & ‘Y’ from alphabet into hall of fame to honour Lee Kuan Yew

S’pore to retire letters ‘L’, ‘K’ & ‘Y’ from alphabet into hall of fame to honour Lee Kuan Yew

Posted on 14 April 2015

This is to ensure no one else can have the same initials or name as him.

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S’pore to print $91 notes to honour Lee Kuan Yew’s legacy

S’pore to print $91 notes to honour Lee Kuan Yew’s legacy

Posted on 13 April 2015

Notes might be impractical but they remind Singaporeans of his nation-building efforts.

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We’re insulting Lee Kuan Yew by thinking we can preserve his home by signing petition, go against his will

We’re insulting Lee Kuan Yew by thinking we can preserve his home by signing petition, go against his will

Posted on 13 April 2015

We must instead demolish Oxley Road home, all surrounding properties and entire roads to really honour his last wishes.

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ACS (Barker) carnival tickets would have sold out immediately if event was held at Zouk

ACS (Barker) carnival tickets would have sold out immediately if event was held at Zouk

Posted on 12 April 2015

Mismatch in demand and supply can be easily fixed with some planning in the future.

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Amos Yee’s arrest signals S’pore’s commitment to light-touch Internet approach

Amos Yee’s arrest signals S’pore’s commitment to light-touch Internet approach

Posted on 11 April 2015

He could have been banished to an off-shore island.

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S’porean leaks letter of compensation sent to Dallas Buyers Club LLC lawyers

S’porean leaks letter of compensation sent to Dallas Buyers Club LLC lawyers

Posted on 10 April 2015

I’m sorry I didn’t contribute to Hollywood actors’ million-dollar salaries.

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