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7 real reasons you want an open bathroom concept in your HDB flat

Posted on 12 March 2015

You secretly harbour many fantasies.

Open concept bathrooms: A growing trend in hotels that somehow think it is sensual for people to bathe/ conduct number one/ number two sessions openly in front of someone else who is also occupying the room.

Some might say the open bathroom concept is a unique use of glass, while others feel that it is a validation of the concept of exhibitionism.

Regardless, here are 7 real reasons you want an open bathroom concept in your HDB flat primarily to validate who you are as a person:

 

1. You want to let whoever is in the room with you have no choice but to watch you shit and shower

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2. You have no concept of privacy because my body is your body

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3. You have secret fetishes of watching and being watched

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4. This is your concept of romance

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5. You are an experiential person: You never understood what the meaning of “awkward” meant even when you read about it in the dictionary

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6. You take pride in knowing other people’s bodies are as flawed as yours

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7. You’re just a sicko

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Eventually, to each his own. Some of you might have no sense of shame, while some of you lack a vivid imagination so you need to visually see what other people are doing in what is supposed to be the privacy of their enclosed space.

At the end of the day, what really matters to you is that someone else sees your privates.

 

 

 

 





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