Archive | May, 2014

Cozy chairs belonging to elderly removed from void deck to make them have more things to reminisce about

Cozy chairs belonging to elderly removed from void deck to make them have more things to reminisce about

Posted on 19 May 2014

Chua Chu Kang Town Council helps the aged think back to all the things they are missing in twilight years.

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PAP must lower aspirations to avoid greater sense of failure in next GE

PAP must lower aspirations to avoid greater sense of failure in next GE

Posted on 19 May 2014

The higher you aim, the further you fall.

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PAP needs to lower aspirations to avoid greater sense of failure in next GE

PAP needs to lower aspirations to avoid greater sense of failure in next GE

Posted on 19 May 2014

Because high hopes will lead to greater disappointment.

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S’poreans apologise for causing high cost of living in S’pore

S’poreans apologise for causing high cost of living in S’pore

Posted on 17 May 2014

They agree they should sit in one corner at home to maintain quality of life.

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Hugh Jackman visits Singapore, helps locals forget about their miserable lives

Hugh Jackman visits Singapore, helps locals forget about their miserable lives

Posted on 16 May 2014

The Wolverine actor helped spread some of his healing touch acquired from his character.

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Coma patient wakes up to turn off YPAP video playing on smartphone

Coma patient wakes up to turn off YPAP video playing on smartphone

Posted on 15 May 2014

Family thanks YPAP in rare show of gratitude by the public to youth wing.

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Anti-China Vietnamese protesters apologise to S’pore after wrongly setting fire to S’pore-run industrial parks thinking S’pore is in China

Anti-China Vietnamese protesters apologise to S’pore after wrongly setting fire to S’pore-run industrial parks thinking S’pore is in China

Posted on 14 May 2014

Lack of maps in Vietnam to blame for geographical misunderstanding.

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More S’poreans considering taking up homosexuality to advance investment banking career

More S’poreans considering taking up homosexuality to advance investment banking career

Posted on 14 May 2014

They want a better shot at working in Goldman Sachs.

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Pioneer Generation allowed to vote for another 50 years after death

Pioneer Generation allowed to vote for another 50 years after death

Posted on 13 May 2014

Votes by the deceased will still be valid in future elections as a way to pay tribute to them.

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Govt seeking refund from feng shui masters as S’pore Flyer still bankrupt

Govt seeking refund from feng shui masters as S’pore Flyer still bankrupt

Posted on 12 May 2014

Geomancers had a lot of ideas arranging the Flyer before it opened, but they are nowhere to be found now.

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New shopping centres entice S’poreans with more BreadTalk, Charles & Keith, Uniqlo

New shopping centres entice S’poreans with more BreadTalk, Charles & Keith, Uniqlo

Posted on 10 May 2014

Consumers say they are ecstatic mall developers are spicing things up by arranging the same shops in different order.

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New shopping centres entice S’poreans with more Charles & Keith, Toast Box, Uniqlo

New shopping centres entice S’poreans with more Charles & Keith, Toast Box, Uniqlo

Posted on 10 May 2014

Consumers say they are ecstatic mall developers are spicing things up by arranging the same shops in different order.

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Pastor Khong: I am not gay

Pastor Khong: I am not gay

Posted on 08 May 2014

Dressing in gay outfits does not make you gay

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Straits Times causes ‘PAP’ to become a vulgar word

Straits Times causes ‘PAP’ to become a vulgar word

Posted on 07 May 2014

Singaporeans curse each other “PAP you!” and “I hope you PAP, you PAP-ing PAP!”

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