Archive | March, 2014

1 in 2 S’poreans lying when only 1 in 2 said they download illegally

1 in 2 S’poreans lying when only 1 in 2 said they download illegally

Posted on 19 March 2014

Half of Singaporeans are officially liars with their pants on fire.

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Rising food costs will help S’poreans fight obesity

Rising food costs will help S’poreans fight obesity

Posted on 19 March 2014

In Singapore, there’s a silver lining in everything.

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Rainwater in S’pore the past two days tasted like coconut juice

Rainwater in S’pore the past two days tasted like coconut juice

Posted on 18 March 2014

Singaporeans say they have an inkling why that might be so.

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S’poreans agree S’poreans got no compassion

S’poreans agree S’poreans got no compassion

Posted on 18 March 2014

Singaporeans only know how to do small things to help people, don’t know how to help the galaxy, universe.

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SMRT receives good publicity as man shows train to be not overcrowded

SMRT receives good publicity as man shows train to be not overcrowded

Posted on 16 March 2014

Ample personal space, respect for privacy are hallmarks of First World transportation.

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KL bomohs bring rain to S’pore

KL bomohs bring rain to S’pore

Posted on 16 March 2014

Ritual turned out to be a rain dance.

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Ah Boy Goes To DB: Jack Neo’s third installation of army-themed movie franchise

Ah Boy Goes To DB: Jack Neo’s third installation of army-themed movie franchise

Posted on 14 March 2014

Based on a true story about a boy who forgot to give a f%#k.

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PAP losing it, can’t even keep Workers’ Party in check despite 50 years of uninterrupted rule

PAP losing it, can’t even keep Workers’ Party in check despite 50 years of uninterrupted rule

Posted on 14 March 2014

So much for being the be-all and end-all of Singapore.

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S’poreans thank SingTel for pricing World Cup 2014 so expensive it’s exclusive

S’poreans thank SingTel for pricing World Cup 2014 so expensive it’s exclusive

Posted on 13 March 2014

They also thank MDA for allowing cross-carriage rules to make prices very competitive.

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SAFRA releases new gym ad targeting men, undoes sexism of previous ad

SAFRA releases new gym ad targeting men, undoes sexism of previous ad

Posted on 11 March 2014

New ad tries to be politically correct, shows a man of minority race working out instead of a Chinese woman.

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Motorcyclists thank govt for phasing out 65-cent parking coupon

Motorcyclists thank govt for phasing out 65-cent parking coupon

Posted on 10 March 2014

Electronic Parking System will make them more honest people, they say.

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Kim Jong Un wins 100% of popular vote

Kim Jong Un wins 100% of popular vote

Posted on 10 March 2014

Puts other democratically elected leaders in Asia to shame

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S’poreans agree ‘graduate glut’ problem as serious as having too many paper generals in military

S’poreans agree ‘graduate glut’ problem as serious as having too many paper generals in military

Posted on 09 March 2014

They are the same kind of problem, locals say.

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S’poreans marvel at SAFRA’s ingenious ad promoting rape

S’poreans marvel at SAFRA’s ingenious ad promoting rape

Posted on 09 March 2014

They get its message loud and clear.

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