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S’poreans vow to repeatedly fantasise about Bernice Wong-Casey

Posted on 20 January 2014

As they are at a complete loss about how to deal with being insulted.


Singaporeans from all walks of life are at a loss as to how to deal with the rich white guy who said Singaporeans are smelly.

One Singaporean, Mei Ban Fa said: “We feel insulted but we cannot call the police because that would be stupid. We cannot beat him also or else our hands dirty.”

“So, the next best option is to fantasise about Bernice Wong-Casey. That would show him.”

Others, who are at a greater loss, explained their predicament.

Another local, Jin Pai Kwa, said: “I don’t even find her attractive, but I will try.”

“Even though it hurts me to do this, I will do it for fellow Singaporeans’ pride.”

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