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S’poreans shocked The Messiah is balding

Posted on 13 November 2013

They say it is an affront to their idea of who The Messiah is.

Photo stolen from Today. Please don't kill us, we credit back to you: http://www.todayonline.com/singapore/suspected-messiah-hacker-charged-court

Photo stolen from Today. Please don’t kill us, we credit back to you: http://www.todayonline.com/singapore/suspected-messiah-hacker-charged-court

Singaporeans from all walks of life with varying amounts of follicles, have expressed outrage and sadness after seeing a photo of someone arrested, who is supposedly The Messiah hacker.

This is so as they noticed that The Messiah is balding, which they feel is an affront to their idea of who The Messiah is.

One Singaporean, Yeshu Aini, said: “I always had this impression The Messiah had long, flowy, slightly curly, brunette shoulder-length hair. Blue eyes, olive skin, a bit emaciated and wore a loose robe with a sash.”

“But this guy, I can almost see a reflection of myself on the top of his head.”

She also said: “But who knows? Maybe he is in the food catering business before and he is capable of feeding 5,000 in a single day.”

 

 

 

 

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