AMARE seeks to ban ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ Christmas song

Posted on 21 November 2013

Men’s advocacy group against song as it promotes wanton behaviour and infidelity in women.

What kind of sick pervert will kiss a Santa Claus like this? Who else but Mommy, of course.

What kind of sick pervert will kiss a Santa Claus like this? Who else but Mommy, of course. This highlights the depth of the problem with ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ Christmas song.

With Christmas round the corner, local men’s advocacy group AMARE (Association of Men for Action and Reaction) is seeking a blanket ban on the festive song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

The group said they want the song to be censored forevermore not because it is annoying, but because it contains lyrics that promotes wanton behaviour in women, which causes infidelity leading to divorce and the subsequent collapse of the institution of marriage, bringing about economic decline and mass extinction of civilisation, which will compound the moment of Singularity where the Universe will implode causing The Big Crunch.

The I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Christmas song is notable for its notoriety as it contains multiple lines of infidelity lyrics, that will influence the young to partake in high-risk, wanton behaviour and establish a cavalier attitude to monogamous sexual relationships:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

President of the men’s rights group, Akshun Bayday, said: “After we successfully ban this notorious Christmas song, we will ban the next song on our list: Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears. This song is notable for vocalising the female’s insatiable appetite for sex.”

“And after that, we will ban all Taylor Swift songs, because she is clearly a wanton tart having dated multiple men in one short lifetime and discarding these very men, so that she can write pop songs for young people about these purposely failed relationships and profit from being unmarried and promiscuous.”





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  • Dash

    Dear author, you’re trying too hard to get readers.

    • kill the man, rape my gf

      Oooh, butthurt cumdumpster detected.

  • Chua Zi Han

    AMARE should have a fb page like SMRT feedback

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