Archive | October, 2013

394 out of 400 participants dropped out of Subaru Challenge 2013 in first 5 minutes

394 out of 400 participants dropped out of Subaru Challenge 2013 in first 5 minutes

Posted on 27 October 2013

They gave up the moment they heard COE alone for Subaru is $90,000.

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Tony Tan learns to rollerblade

Tony Tan learns to rollerblade

Posted on 26 October 2013

Sprawling grounds at his place of residence ensures he gets enough practice.

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Civil servant camera detector installed at Geylang Lorong 16 overhead bridge

Civil servant camera detector installed at Geylang Lorong 16 overhead bridge

Posted on 26 October 2013

Ministry of Corruption Reduction And Prevention (MinCRAP) starts pilot programme to identify patrons of prostitutes.

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Douchebag cats steal dogs’ bed

Douchebag cats steal dogs’ bed

Posted on 26 October 2013

How cats will always be cats.

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Minister should tell Krispy Kreme they are not welcomed too

Minister should tell Krispy Kreme they are not welcomed too

Posted on 25 October 2013

Doughnuts will cause diabetes, which will cause marriages to fail.

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Bitstrips killing novelty of Demon-cratic Singapore comic strip

Bitstrips killing novelty of Demon-cratic Singapore comic strip

Posted on 25 October 2013

Singaporeans wonder if it was secretly funded by Singapore government to undermine Leslie Chew’s comic strip.

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‘Veteran journalist’ Seah Chiang Nee quotes New Nation’s fake person in his article

‘Veteran journalist’ Seah Chiang Nee quotes New Nation’s fake person in his article

Posted on 25 October 2013

Not sure if FAIL for veteran journalist or EPIC WIN for New Nation.

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Vet who put down ‘aggressive’ puppy should put down aggressive spitting S’porean

Vet who put down ‘aggressive’ puppy should put down aggressive spitting S’porean

Posted on 24 October 2013

Since aggressive Singaporean poses more of a threat to society than that cutie little poochie poo.

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Straits Times suitcase ad placement FAIL

Straits Times suitcase ad placement FAIL

Posted on 24 October 2013

The Fail Times is FAIL.

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S’poreans not surprised Straits Times spreads misinformation about SAF making changes to IPPT

S’poreans not surprised Straits Times spreads misinformation about SAF making changes to IPPT

Posted on 23 October 2013

They said they expected nothing less from the mainstream broadsheet.

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S’poreans want AVA to allow aggressive S’poreans to be euthanised

S’poreans want AVA to allow aggressive S’poreans to be euthanised

Posted on 23 October 2013

If 7-month-old puppy can be put down, why not aggressive Singaporeans, they reasoned.

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Next PAP MP will hunt for thrower of soiled condom

Next PAP MP will hunt for thrower of soiled condom

Posted on 23 October 2013

Baey Yam Keng has his soiled diaper and Tin Pei Ling has her soiled sanitary pad.

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Letter writers showdown: Why nursing and being a soldier not suitable as NS stint

Letter writers showdown: Why nursing and being a soldier not suitable as NS stint

Posted on 22 October 2013

A female writer faces off against a male writer about what is not suitable as an NS stint.

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Keep S’poreans apolitical by giving them continued access to pirated content websites

Keep S’poreans apolitical by giving them continued access to pirated content websites

Posted on 22 October 2013

Free porn, movies, music and anime will keep them too busy to take up any real causes offline.

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