Project Jewel at Changi will be a one-boob wonder

Posted on 19 August 2013

However, Singaporeans worry structure might titillate pilots preparing for landing.


Have you gotten really tired of the cliched phrase “as flat as an airport runway?”

Well, in a bid to alleviate the boringness of it all, the Singapore government has sanctioned the building of a one-boob wonder of a building codenamed Project Jewel.

Now the flat runway comes with at least one boob.

This was revealed at the National Day Rally 2013 by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong.

The one-boob wonder will provide Man with everything they ever wanted: Hours upon hours of fun and nourishment — as it will be a one-stop shopping and eating hub.

However, some Singaporeans interviewed said they were against the idea of a one-boob wonder of a building right smack in Changi Airport.

One SIA stewardess, Li Jing Mei, said: “I feel very vulnerable knowing that the Project Jewel building will be visible from the sky. Pilots coming into Singapore air space and this is the first thing they see.”

Others though, are more optimistic.

Designer Yi Ta Li, said: “I’m pretty sure they will come up with Project Jewel 2 pretty soon.”

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