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Hardcore Gordon Ramsay fan renames herself ‘Chili Crab’

Posted on 08 July 2013

Fan explains what inspired her to change her moniker.

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A hardcore female Gordon Ramsay fan has changed her name to “Chili Crab”.

This after the British Master Chef came out victorious at the SingTel Hawker Heroes cook-off yesterday, where he beat Jumbo Seafood at making the better chili crab.

Even though he was only here for a few days to learn how to cook it, demonstrating that the order of the British Empire is still strong and capable of reclaiming old territories.

The fan, who declined to reveal her previous real name, said the inspiration to change her name came to her when she realised Gordon Ramsay had a way with chili crab.

Chili Crab, who was at the cook-off trying to get Gordon Ramsay’s attention, said: “I realised that every time when people say Gordon is good at doing chili crab, they will be directly talking about how good he is at doing me.”

She was also seen carrying a sign during the event asking him to “make hell together”, which to the uninitiated, means having sexual intercourse:

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