Woodlands sinkhole to be used to deport prostitutes

Posted on 18 March 2013

Sinkhole is in close proximity to the Sembawang alfresco brothel where 10 women worked.

The Woodlands sinkhole, which appeared suddenly on March 16 as a result of the clandestine entry of immigrants into Singapore, will be used to deport up to 10 women who were recently arrested from a Sembawang alfresco brothel.

The Singapore Police Force found prostitutes instead of plagiarists and wayward bloggers when they were out hunting in the Sembawang forested area.

The Singapore Police Force found prostitutes when they were out hunting for other shady characters in the Sembawang forested area.

The alfresco brothel at Sembawang. Could it have been a safe sex workshop as one of the women claimed?

The alfresco brothel at Sembawang. Could it have been a safe sex workshop as one of the women claimed?

The Sembawang alfresco brothel was stumbled upon by the Singapore Police Force, who happened to be around the forested area on the look out for plagiarists and wayward bloggers who were stirring up anti-foreigner sentiment.

However, one of the women arrested, insists she was not involved in any illicit prostitution.

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The woman who cannot be named, said: “All I was doing was selling condoms in the wild. And if the men bought the condoms, it comes with a free demonstration on how to use it properly. I don’t see how promoting safe love-making is illegal.”

While the women’s innocence lies on how rubbery and stretchy the truth is, one other fact is certain: Sinkholes have traditionally facilitated the movement of immigrants who enter and exit Singapore on employment passes.

The sinkholes lead to a vast underground network where foreigners reside or depend on for their movement across national borders and the PAP has tapped this as a resource to drive Singapore’s economic growth the last several years.

As the alfresco brothel is in close proximity to the latest Woodlands sinkhole, which has recently been filled with Jollibee fried chicken, it will ensure the safe passage of the women back to their home country when they get deported through there.

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  • LibraryUncle

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