Archive | March, 2013

Rich S’poreans show you how to spend money

Rich S’poreans show you how to spend money

Posted on 23 March 2013

Start a BBQ with a Lamborghini and sue each other for fun.

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Second Jollibee outlet gives boycott organisers another chance

Second Jollibee outlet gives boycott organisers another chance

Posted on 22 March 2013

Abysmal attempt at first boycott tarnished Singaporeans’ brand name.

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Foreign workers dormitories to be built in fourth dimension

Foreign workers dormitories to be built in fourth dimension

Posted on 22 March 2013

First batch of flats to be completed by 2016

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Waitresses at new gastrobar to take on Cecilia Sue’s likeness

Waitresses at new gastrobar to take on Cecilia Sue’s likeness

Posted on 21 March 2013

Owners believe they will attract a predominantly civil servant clientele.

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Singaporeans most schizophrenic people in the world

Singaporeans most schizophrenic people in the world

Posted on 19 March 2013

Country in dire need of psychiatric treatment.

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WP convinces S’poreans a subdued opposition is best

WP convinces S’poreans a subdued opposition is best

Posted on 19 March 2013

WP stayed relatively silent to show Singaporeans that PAP can be the PAP’s worst critic.

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Woodlands sinkhole to be used to deport prostitutes

Woodlands sinkhole to be used to deport prostitutes

Posted on 18 March 2013

Sinkhole is in close proximity to the Sembawang alfresco brothel where 10 women worked.

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NS man grateful for holiday at reservist camp

NS man grateful for holiday at reservist camp

Posted on 18 March 2013

Nation also sleeps well, knowing that soldiers are doing their duty.

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McDonald’s prepares for rape by S’poreans

McDonald’s prepares for rape by S’poreans

Posted on 17 March 2013

100,000 free Egg McMuffins to be snatched within hours on March 18.

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Gov’t resorts to pouring Jollibee down new massive Woodlands sinkhole

Gov’t resorts to pouring Jollibee down new massive Woodlands sinkhole

Posted on 17 March 2013

Popular fried chicken to placate immigrants hungry to enter Singapore through illegal portal.

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SMRT Ltd (Feedback) update: It’s all a hoax, folks

SMRT Ltd (Feedback) update: It’s all a hoax, folks

Posted on 17 March 2013

Troll king SMRT Ltd (Feedback) is back!

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Douchebag driver is a douchebag

Douchebag driver is a douchebag

Posted on 16 March 2013

Driver of SJL9216D, blue Honda Airwave, hogs lane, refuses to give way to ambulance.

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SMRT Ltd (Feedback) plays mind games

SMRT Ltd (Feedback) plays mind games

Posted on 16 March 2013

Have they really transferred ownership of Facebook page, or is it another level of epic trolling?

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Was S’pore xenophobic in the 1970s?

Was S’pore xenophobic in the 1970s?

Posted on 16 March 2013

Yes, we used to ban foreigners from coming in based on their looks. True story.

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