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Chris Ho gets pwned by New Nation

Posted on 14 March 2013

Local DJ no longer Cooler Than You. And he sounded so angry!

You know that shit’s getting real when even local coolmeister Chris Ho gets pwned by New Nation.


Not this Chris Ho:

We’re talking about this one:

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If he doesn’t look familiar at all, it’s probably because he’s a radio man at Lush 99.5FM.

At New Nation, we’re quite used to people getting pwned, 50% of the time. When a punkee refuses to admit that he cannot tell satire from honest commentary, that’s cool too.

But to call us lame because the satire was pointed at your inner xenophobic self, now that hurts our feelings.

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Yah. We also cannot believe that we once thought you were cool.

I’m going to weep over your music now.


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  • X’ Ho

    Thank you, thank you. Folks
    behind NewNation must really like me, really like me. Pity I wasn’t
    raving about the tragedy but the misfiring of the fake-tragedy. Can’t
    wait to get me pawned? Great. Without the ST publicity, I cud sure use
    some of it!

  • X’ Ho

    On second thoughts, did u see “Really?” in my original post? No matter, thanks for the publicity.

  • X’ Ho
  • Editor

    Hi Chris, rest assured your attempt at calling us pro-establishment was not missed. But your kind suggestion that it is funnier if we mocked the government instead of ultra-nationalists also shows that you sir, have been pwned.

    We’re also deeply surprised that you should thank us for the publicity. We’re just the third worst news site in Singapore and if I may humbly admit, we picked on you because your name has more social cache than ours among our largely hipster audience.

    Please don’t be offended that we’re riding on your fame. Here, have a cat picture.

  • 1218

    You PAWNED yourself. Wahaha

  • iamacat

    LAMENT is a big word… for a small place like Singapore…

  • X’ Ho

    Oh dear, u were hurt cos of the comment about a lame satire? I wouldn’t have guessed. It was made in response to someone’s comment before and I shuda said – Lame satire then. Anyway, u shudn’t be hurt, I was only hijacking your ‘satire’ to cast my satire about the system. I cudn’t have had a lift-off without you! And I’m not trying to be condescending. But making enemies of us is certainly our White Paper master’s wish. One I’d hate to fulfill. So, I’m glad we’re riding on each other’s infamy THEN.

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