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Thanks, Lawrence Khong, for standing up to the gay agenda

Posted on 19 January 2013

Pastor Lawrence Khong of FCBC

Pastor Lawrence Khong of FCBC

Dear Lawrence Khong,

you know I’m your biggest fan. I go to your magic shows, and watched you as you won a SEA Games medal while riding on a horse. Yes, you are my favorite pastor in the whole universe.

My respect for you swelled to stratospheric heights when recently, you stood up to the reprehensible homosexual activists and their plot to destroy Singapore by repealing 377A (here and here).

Yes, sex between two men is disgusting. It should be banned. In fact, why stop there? Let’s call for a ban on homosexual advocacy, since they are on a warpath to bring turn everyone gay.  Put them in jail for sedition.

But even as I admire you, I felt you have not gone far enough. How about lobbying to make adultery a crime? After all, South Korea has done it and it is a model Christian nation. Many Christian men, even a Singaporean pastor, have lusted after women, making it worse of a marriage destroyer than gayness.

I am also a little let down that you have stopped speaking up on the casino issue. I mean, what happened? Isn’t gambling a heinous crime according to Christians, destroying lives and families?

Gambling is so in demand that Singaporeans have to fork out $100 to get in. On the other hand, no one chose to be a homosexual. If you give someone a hundred bucks and ask him if he wants to turn gay, he’d say no.

So you see, Pastor Lawrence Khong, as much as I admire you for being a cross between David Blaine, Michael Jordan, and Billy Graham, you got your strategy all wrong. You shouldn’t be targeting gays at all.

But we all know the reality don’t we? It is easy to target gays because no one really supports them in Singapore, especially not the government. They are a minority among the minority.

Which is why we need wise leaders like you to take courage. Since you believe the law is effective in countering whatever alien agenda that is creeping up on our shores, let’s lobby the government to ban pre-marital sex. Let’s ban abortion too. Let’s criminalize unhealthy food, which are making our kids fat and stupid.

The government’s double-standard is what’s really driving Singapore to its knees.

My prayers are with you, Pastor Khong. After all, we are on a holy mission to spread God’s love in Singapore.

Let’s pray that our Prime Minister will fall to his knees in repentance and accept the love of Christ. Let’s pray that more international Christian organizations will donate to FCBC to help us spread the love of God to every soul in Singapore and bring them to church.

We are doing the right thing, because Christian Love has no agenda. Except to brand gays as criminals.

With God’s blessings,
Conservative Nazi

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  • kukucu

    Bravo , Awesome. you guys are the best satirist in Geylang.

    from Alien
    ( named by newnation ” the half fake things” )

  • C S

    NICE!!! hahaha!!!!

  • Patriot

    The pastor looks so gay in that photo!

    • Person

      Agreed

    • closet

      closeted la

  • Joel Lim

    Amen

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  • Dude

    You should be ashamed of yourself. First have compassion, than start changing the world. No one will ever listen to you if you condemn hue, and throw rules at them. Try to be understanding, loving, compassionate, only then will you be ready to make a difference, only then will anyone listen to you.

  • Dude

    My bad, I got this so wrong. Didn’t finish reading it before commenting.

    I really love what you’ve done here man. This article conveys a much needed message to square thinking people in the most epic way!

    Love the use of the photo too! Haha!

  • Idiot Blind Followers

    Yup I bet you love his magic tricks more than anything. Gosh a pastor resorting to tricks to get attention and fans ?

  • X

    Pretty lar the photo… so cute and hiao..

  • P

    We should start a revolution lobbying for anti-adultery laws to be in place to protect family values, inspired by God and Khong, hijack the anti-gay movement and remind the Christians what is important to them (although kind of DUH to have to remind them)

  • Darren

    Good one. While he’s at it, should also jail those heterosexual couples who choose not to have children and also those who can’t have children due to medical conditions. How dare they undermine the society and the concept of a family! 😀

  • Bloop

    I love you

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  • Alwyn Chan

    Is this photo photoshopped? My gawd man… if that pose is real…. I am like….. soooooo ghey…. gawd!!!!

  • Alwyn Chan

    IF Lawrence Khong wanna improve his image and credibility.. he’s gotta make active effort to take down all these “ghey-ass” photos…. my gawd man.. or hire better photographer.

  • Gabriel Chua

    One should especially not forget the masturbators and the wicked who engage in other forms of lustful unnatural seedspilling acts that is not intended for procreation. They are sick and should be punished. Singapore should not be allowed to devolved into the next Sodom. No matter how good Singapore defense is, and how many NSF there are, no man can defend against the wrath and awesomeness of our mighty GOD. This is about our country’s security!

    Singapore will never tolerate gays and perverted self-masturbators.

    Singapore have family values.

    Singapore is the greatest country in the world because it has great leaders, who understand that the rights of the majority is more important than the minority. We are a conservative society that will never accept LGBT lifestyle else they will turn all our children into LGBT and God will punish Singapore for it. The government should not interfere with the opinion of the majority, and it is our right as a conservative to discriminate and refuse to hire, or to serve LGBT people. Gay people can hide their gayness, but the chao ah guas in the “T” of LGBT is obvious, and they deserve to be kicked out of their home by their family and disowned and fired from their jobs until they repent. This is Singapore, cannot anyhow you know? Bue Sai!!! Else society will collapse.

    We should also punish the seed spilling wankers who practice perverted mono-sexual behavior, and keep them away from innocent children. promiscuous HIV spreading straight and gay people who engage in sex with more than one partners, leading promiscuous lifestyle choices should also be punished by the law. And those who divorce and commit adultery by remarrying too. But monosexualism seedspilling lifestyle of wankers is a greater sin and threat to the family and children. Porn is an evil perversion. We should stop spreading such deviant lifestyle choice of wankers and their perverted lifestyle choice of watching porn and engaging in self-pleasuring. Our society have no place for these seed-spilling narccistic monosexual wankers. The bible say that monosexualism is a sin, and seed-spillers should be strike by lightning. recall the story of Onan the seedspiller?

    Wanking and perverts who watch porn should be a crime for unnatural sexual act of perversion and be sent to 3 years jail minimum. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and his own hand! If I ever find that my child engage in unnatural monosexual acts, I will immediate disown him and kick him out of my home to become homeless. Monosexual and homosexual destroy family.

    Say no to LGBTM!!!! Wear white on pink dot day to symbolize clean bedsheets.

    God made Adam and Eve so that they can procreate. That is what sex is meant for. God did not design Adam’s hand nor his p**** for having monosexual sexual relationship with one another. A child deserve a father and a mother, not a father and his own hand! Sex for pleasure is a deviant act of seed-spilling perversion if it isn’t done with the intent to make babies. God ordered to mankind to be fruitful, not to spill seed in condoms or on the floor to be discarded like waste. That is an abomination that our conservative society should not tolerate!

    Religion cannot be offended, otherwise there will be riot. For if people openly support LGBT, or straight masturbators and people who divorce and commit adultery acts, then it will offend religious people. Buei sai.. like that will becoem chaotic and singapore will collapse understand?