Archive | December, 2012

PAP, PA to merge on April 1, 2013

PAP, PA to merge on April 1, 2013

Posted on 14 December 2012

This is to resolve all conflicts of interest that arises if someone from one side sleeps with someone from other side.

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Michael Palmer wins some street cred back for PAP

Michael Palmer wins some street cred back for PAP

Posted on 14 December 2012

PAP no longer seen as “dull farts” after the Eurasian heartthrob infused politics with sexy times.

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Having fun with sponsored content

Having fun with sponsored content

Posted on 13 December 2012

Make a meme with a Skyfall trailer.

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Handsome Eurasian resigns as Speaker of Parliament

Handsome Eurasian resigns as Speaker of Parliament

Posted on 12 December 2012

PAP scrambles to find another poster boy

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Each citizen is worth less than 0.5 cents to PAP MPs

Each citizen is worth less than 0.5 cents to PAP MPs

Posted on 12 December 2012

Figure derived from PAP MP Gan Thiam Poh’s superior logic.

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Baey Yam Keng (sort of) finally quits job to be full-time MP

Baey Yam Keng (sort of) finally quits job to be full-time MP

Posted on 11 December 2012

“About f**king time”, says angry taxpayers.

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S’pore becomes envy of the world

S’pore becomes envy of the world

Posted on 11 December 2012

Singapore defeats every other country on Earth when we unveiled our gift to mankind.

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No more Mandarin SMRT announcements

No more Mandarin SMRT announcements

Posted on 10 December 2012

Imaginary Mandarin-only eldery devastated

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S’poreans protest against S’poreans who protested against China workers’ protest

S’poreans protest against S’poreans who protested against China workers’ protest

Posted on 08 December 2012

Chain reaction emerges in Singapore, as protesting against protests become national pastime.

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Dr Jia Jia tells you about strikes

Dr Jia Jia tells you about strikes

Posted on 06 December 2012

Unmarried philantropist offers to buy back dating cash vouchers

Unmarried philantropist offers to buy back dating cash vouchers

Posted on 06 December 2012

Offering cash upfront, he wants to destigmatise the singlehood status

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Accidents must give 14-day notice before they happen

Accidents must give 14-day notice before they happen

Posted on 06 December 2012

Or else, the Ministry of Manpower will get very, very angry.

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SMRT to replace bus drivers with NSFs

SMRT to replace bus drivers with NSFs

Posted on 06 December 2012

Public Transport Force to be fully functional by end of 2013

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No more dolphins at RWS starting next year

No more dolphins at RWS starting next year

Posted on 05 December 2012

Oceanarium will be populated with swimming pandas instead

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