She is the best writer in this galaxy so she deserves our help to get rid of those eye bags.

With yet another potential Pulitzer-winning piece out on Sept. 30, 2012 in Sunday Life!, Sumiko Tan proves why she is the best writer in the galaxy.

Potential Pulitzer Prize winner and the national broadsheet’s greatest writer since the dawn of time, Sumiko Tan, penned a heartfelt missive in Sunday Life! on Sept. 30, 2012.

Ok, ok. Don’t walk away yet! Listen to what she has to say. It will change your life!

Yes, it is written in the same twisted panties style she pioneered but just give me three minutes alright?!

In her column this week, she talked about how her body is unlike what it used to be because she is older now at 46 years old, and although she is less wet behind the ears, she is at peace, more confident and wise.

Ok, ok. She also said that she and her husband are mating because he sees her as a “peachy 16-year-old” having known her when they were both teenagers.

To sum it off, she said she is also very upset as she has “those damned double eye bags”.

So she asked readers for advice about how to get rid of them.

Being kind and all, here are a few suggestions New Nation has accumulated for getting rid of double eye bags. (Results may vary from individual to individual.)

For the uninitiated, this is Bedok Reservoir.