When I made the decision to…….

Posted on 06 January 2012

The internet does it again. Someone’s started a blog: whenimadethedecision.tumblr.com dedicated to Fu-isms popularised by the Senior Minister of State for Information, Communications and the Arts Grace Fu.

What’s a Fu-ism? It’s this:

Life so tough hor. Now feel the combined jacking of Singaporeans online.

Porn star fuism

When I made the decision to be a porn star, pay was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself and my family and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my virginity was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my family would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of morality even though I experienced a rise in my income. So it is with this recent pay cut. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one considering pornography as a career.

Hardcore opposition politician fusim

When I made the decision to disagree with the ruling party, pay was not a key factor. Loss of privacy, public scrutiny on myself and my family and loss of personal time were. The disruption to my civil liberty was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that my family would not suffer a drastic change in the standard of living… Oh wait. If the balance is tilted further and I have to get sued a few more times, it will make it harder for me to not be hailed as a democracy hero overseas – Chee Soon Juan

Ah beng fuism

When I made the decision to leave Aaron, Ryanzxc Gobangwall was not a key factor. His overall attitude, childishness and non-approval by his family were. His tendency to say ‘Prease lar’ to everything was also an important consideration. I had some ground to believe that I would not suffer a drastic change in my privacy even though I experienced some nasty Facebook posts. So it is with this Youtube video. If the balance is tilted further in the future, it will make it harder for any one to date me in the future. – Nina Wantyouonly

And this is why leaving Aaron is funny.

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