Good Riddance

Posted on 29 September 2011

The ad in Orchard Road depicting a shirtless man tugging at his jeans is a moral outrage and was rightly condemned by the authorities.

Dear New Nation editor,

I was flabbergasted when I was strolling down Orchard Road with my husband and two children. The Singapore I knew of was gone. Bangladeshi workers now flood the streets, and I dislike the way they look at my daughter. New shopping malls are popping up all over the place, making me almost a stranger in my own land. But I can still tolerate that.

What I cannot stand is how liberal and loose Singapore has become. I read in the news some time back about how two men dressed up in full-body suits to scare shoppers in Causeway Point. It was so tight fitting that you can make out their bits through the fabric. Like a Durex PR stunt gone wrong.

And now, we have a huge, obscene ad of a naked man tugging at his jeans. To be honest, I was ashamed when I saw it. These irresponsible advertising agencies don’t understand how hard it is to raise children in this day and age.

My daughter is turning 16 this year, and I actually forbid her from dating until she’s mature and ready. To make sure of that, I’ve added my daughter on Facebook to check that her photos are clean. I scan her profile for boys who make inappropriate advances. And so far, I’m proud to say, my daughter’s Facebook wall is clean. I only see updates that has to do with Bejeweled Blitz and schoolwork.

Unlike her friends, she doesn’t have embarrassing pictures of herself looking drunk and silly. Or God forbid — sexy, like some famous actor’s daughter.

I fear for my son too. Can you imagine how ads like this could influence him? He’s going to BMT soon, where he will interact with all sorts of boys. My husband tells me that they sleep in the same bunk and share the same toilets. The army sergeants talk foul language and crack dirty jokes.

He has been a good boy. He never gets into trouble with girls. In fact, he told me he’s waiting for the ‘right one’, and doesn’t wish to flirt around. He has a healthy social life with his guy friends, going for swims, hiking trips, and sleepovers.

So you have to understand why I was upset when my two children saw the ad. All parents should be concerned about what such erotic images can do to young, impressionable minds. They are easily influenced by the Western media and the violent computer games they play. That is why I set the password in the home PC.

Shows like the Oscars and Glee teach our children that sleeping around is okay. In such an environment, we parents have to ensure that our children follow traditional Asian Values, like in China and Japan.

Recently, the government has been talking a lot about opening up. They brought in the casinos, Crazy Horse, and bar top dancing. Now, are they going to encourage homosexuality by allowing such inappropriate images in public space?

This is why I applaud the Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore’s move to suspend the ad by Abercrombie & Fitch. Our country should remain a safe place to raise kids with sound moral principles. Advertising agencies should be put in their place and fined, in case they lead our country down a path of abject moral decay.

By the way, foreign workers should be kept in check just in case they get drunk, violent, and start raping our daughters. In fact, I believe Bangladeshi workers who hold hands in public should be warned by the authorities, because that is not the right image of manhood that we want to promote to young Singaporean men.

Best regards,

Conservative Nazi

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  • Ronald Ip

    Reads like satire. =D

  • http://www.facebook.com/vinyarb Richard Tan

    Oh Conservative Nazi, 

    You bring me such joy on a Thursday morning. The society at large decides what the norm is, not you and your 60s values. Also, I highly doubt you know the meaning of the word naked, given that its preceding “tugging at his jeans”.

    Oh, and boys in the army have been sleeping together, sharing the toilets and cracking lewd jokes since there was an army. And during that time, he would have definitely seen more than a “naked man tugging at his jeans”, maybe even a little bit of mutual tugging, if you know what i mean. Sorry to burst that bubble.

    Oh, your son telling you that he’s waiting for the right one? That’s true. Bet he didn’t tell you he sees a different ‘right one’ every other week. AND, sleepovers with guy friends?? Hello, warning bell!

    Good on you for adding your daughter on facebook. Oh, have you heard? There’s a new network in town called Google+… you may wanna check that out.

    If a near naked man can turn guys homo, what about scantily clad women in bra ads? Why we aren’t a nation of gays and lesbians already is beyond me.

    Bangladeshi men holding hands in public. Now that’s a cultural phenomenon. As do the Thais. They are just being friendly that way. If it bothers you that much, build your own home next time. I’d recommend this for further reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_hands.

    Thanks for the entertainment. I look forward to your next letter.

    Oh. And I use my real name too. 

    Richard Tan

    • jt

      Hi, Mr. Richard Tan who is very proud of his real name,

      You should be much, much less proud of your inability to recognize satire when you see it.

      doofus.

  • Autolycus

    Singaporeans have little sense for irony, by which I mean their senses do not readily perceive it, although they may have a sense -of- irony. Helpful guide here: http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=humor

  • http://www.facebook.com/vinyarb Richard Tan

    Doh! looks like the joke’s on me!

  • Balanced Mind

    Good riddance. How ridiculous can this get?  I think the picture is sexy, and there should be more of such.

  • Liberal Slut

    Dear Conservative Nazi, your son is closet gay while your daughter has a drawer of toys…

  • Michieepay

    For a while I thought this was written by Nancy from the Noose. Or is it actually her?

    • Terence Lee

      you’re pretty close 😉

  • Seanrick87

    Dear Conservative Nazi,

    You need to wash the sand out of your va-jay-jay and come out of your closet. We’re not living in the Tang Dynasty anymore. Good riddance. 

    Love,
    Acid Tongue.

    • LOL

      good grief. the spider webs and dust accumulating must be inches thick!!

  • Guest

    how did Conservative Nazi even have a boy and girl is beyond me. maybe IVF? oh wait. i think they need to do some probing in the process so i suppose that is a no no as well?? hmmm… shed some light anyone?

  • Mary-Anne Lee

    Dear Conservative Nazi

    your son is obviously gay.

    • Conservativenazi

      You lie. I will NOT have homosexuality in my house!

      • http://www.facebook.com/Perignonic Ivan Lim

        How do you KNOW what your son is doing over at sleepovers with other guys his age? Do note that he can be watching porn, and doing whatsoever you never want him to know in the first place.

      • NA

        If your son really turns out gay, you will be crying. Homosexuality is not something they can choose. Homosexuals have feelings too you know. They are human too. And your son will need someone to be there for him when he gets put down by people like you who hate homosexuals. It’s not fair for them already living in a society where they are not able to be themselves and going home to parents who don’t want to give them support. Listen to yourself. If your son is really gay, he will rather kill himself than tell you because you won’t accept him for who he is. 

        I’m Muslim. But, I accept people for who they are. Gay, lesbian, bisexual or straight. I have gay and lesbian friends and i don’t shun them away just because they are who they are. You really need to open up your mind and see that everyone is still from the same species. A  human being.

  • I understand Irony

    Are you guys not getting this at all…?

    • Belmont Lay

      I will always maintain: The ironic mind will always be able to read the literal one but never vice versa. For those of you who “get it”, welcome to the club.

      • Terence Lee

        anyone can start understanding irony after watching lots of Ricky Gervais…

        • jt

          You underestimate the sheer stupidity of Singaporeans.

  • KGR

    And I suppose your “Asian Values” make you out to be the paragon of morality now do they. Ironically, your sad conception of the “right image of manhood” was, once upon a time, a product of Western media and discourse. But like they say, ignorance is bliss.

  • xy

    This is a satirical post yes? Surely you cannot believe the abject nonsense you’re spilling out of your mouth.

  • Saycheese

    Conceivative Nazi must be Lee Hsien Loong’s secret advisor or admirer?

    • Conservativenazi

      Nah, I only admire my husband.

  • Richass Tan

    I don’t know what’s funnier… the writings here or the people dumb enough to take this post seriously and actually respond as if this person is for real

  • Chan

    Not bad, keep up the satire!

    • Conservativenazi

      who says this is satire? I’m VERY serious!

      • JH

        @829b05e67ef2da667ed915d0fb5b9111:disqus 
        maybe you can talk to conservativenazi here? and ask her yourself if it’s satirical, instead of promoting a promiscuous culture in this forum :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Perignonic Ivan Lim

    Dear Conservative Nazi,
    IF you think topless man is disgusting, than what about women in bras on advertisements?

    I wonder if you ever thought of that too. hmm. maybe not.

    I hope you open your eyes wider before you even write about this kind of junk online.

    By the way, I doubt any foreign workers would like to rape any daughters if they don’t dress up with the “RAPE ME PLEASE, only Drunk and Violent workers may apply ” sign on them. :)

    I suppose you just woke up after sleeping for 40 years.

    Well. Welcome to Singapore, and the Internet where you’re gonna be flamed and trolled.

    Lots of Laugh,

    Trollivan

    • Conservativenazi

      Ivan, I’m against women bra ads too. I once saw this horny ah pek at a department store staring at a lingerie ad. How disgusting! God forgive these people. So you think if a women dress like a slut, she’ll be raped huh? You’re wrong. Foreign workers have no morals and I don’t want them near my daughter ever!

      • Chan D

        dont be so racist 

      • http://www.facebook.com/Perignonic Ivan Lim

        LOL. SO what makes you think your Husband have no been to watching pron from US, Japan and who knows where while you’re not looking?

      • JH

        “Foreign workers have no morals”

        wo.. Mrs Conservativenazi,  I understand your overwhelming concern and desire to protect your daughter. However, such sweeping statements only go to show how much you really know about other cultures and just generally, other people. You dont have to let your guard down, but you should start letting go of your prejudices and see them as humans, not humanoid-savage-beings-slaves-whatever-you-have-in-your-mind conscripted to do the biddings of Singapore.

        I admire your vigilance and your dedication in your parenting. Nevertheless, it could be helpful sometimes to allow your children to make decisions on their behalf. You cannot always be there to help them make their decisions. A good parent doesn’t make sure his or her kids stay in a sterile glass container forever. A good parent teaches tthem how to keep themselves clean.

      • TheTruth

        I’m sure you’re very upset with “foreign workers”. Yes, most of them are uneducated and but that does not brand them as whole. You wouldn’t be happy if , by any chance your, your daughter started dating a westerner? And please, give your kids the freedom they need. You can be protective, but you wouldn’t want your kids to hate you. Get help, you’re in deep sh*t.

  • Jian

    Dear friend,

    I am pretty sure your daughter would love a stalker mom. And that your son doesn’t masturbates. Such goody two-shoes :) Just lock your kids in their room and cancel internet. Honest advice mate. Ashamed of a naked guy tugging his jeans? Wow, what you should be ashamed of is when your husband does that. God that’s gonna freak me out. 

    Cheers.

  • Jian

    Dear friend,

    I am pretty sure your daughter would love a stalker mom. And that your son doesn’t masturbates. Such goody two-shoes :) Just lock your kids in their room and cancel internet. Honest advice mate. Ashamed of a naked guy tugging his jeans? Wow, what you should be ashamed of is when your husband does that. God that’s gonna freak me out. 

    Cheers.

    • Conservativenazi

      Hi Jian,

      no, me and my daughter are good friends. How dare you say that I stalk her? And it’s “your son doesn’t masturbate”. Get your grammar right! I firmly believe that sexuality should only be reserved for marriage. Me and my husband get along just fine, thank you very much. Such ads only encourage young people to have sex early and get pregnant.

      • JH

        It’s “My husband and I”, not “Me and my husband”… Before you correct the grammar of others, please watch out for your own.

        • Asd

          HAHAHAHAHAHA SELF PAWN

          • jt

            Fuck you, you ALL fucking self-pwn, this is a SATIRICAL PIECE and “conservativenazi” is so obviously a SATIRICAL NAME, you all fucktards fucking better keep the birthrate low, or you’ll all bring up kids as stupid as you are.

          • Imeternalexodus

            In case you didn’t pass your comprehension in School, I’ll like to remind you the comments were strictly going towards the English standards of the piece, rather than the contents of the work. 

            Even so, a “Satirical piece” warrants a grammar check eh?

            And by the expression “fucktards fucking better keep the birthrate low”, it sounds rather ironic dont you think? Or was it your weak attempts at producing something satirical? Would one rather have a satirical person populate Singapore, or have people with proper manners and good English ? I wonder…
            I would like to ask you nicely to go procreate, that if it’s even possible. Thank you very much

        • http://www.facebook.com/Perignonic Ivan Lim

          OOHH OHH!! and it’s “My daughter and I” not “Me and my daughter”!!

          wahaha!!! Grammar Nazi!

  • Jennie

    HAHAHA.. Sorry Conservative Nazi, i just think that you’re a very shallow mother/wife. No offence, but i think i’d rather commit suicide than to be your children.  You actually stalk your daughter?! Gosh, can’t you give her that least bit of freedom and respect. AND oh, your son, you are turning him into a gay. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. I really pity your children…

    Believe me or not, your children are going nowhere in the society of the 21st century.

    Please, come on! It’s just a man tugging his pants, not like it’s an all-nude poster?! WTH ==

    The thing that I couldn’t stand the most is the racism towards foreigners. They’re a part of our society. It’s true that there are cases where some of these foreigners committed crimes, however, that does not mean that ALL foreigners are like that right? Such a failed mother, sincerely hope that your children did not inherit your genes and your thinking.

    I hope that after looking at all these comments, you’d change your attitude towards your kids, before they are abandoned by the society and become the laughing-stalk, just like what happened to you. 

    • jt

      HAHAHHA Sorry Jennie, I just think you’re a typical stupid Singaporean who wouldn’t understand satire if it came up to you and outraged your modesty.

  • Maximilian

    This is sad. Parenting at its worst. Ignorance at its best. I hope your kids are mature enough to forgive your warped mindset. And I blame their grandparents, your parents, for this naivety. It’s respectable to have morals, values and conservative principles. What you are doing is the total opposite. Your morals are clearly one sided the way you judge the foreign workers. Your values lack the wisdom from their reasons coming of existence; surveillance doesn’t create obedience, at most it creates intelligent defiance. Which is a backlash from your overstepping of boundaries. Whereas respect earns obedience. Lastly, I do commend your “right one”, “sex after marriage” and “non-homosexuality”. However, we should always respect one another. I do not believe in gays and lesbians but I respect their humanity and choice. You should too. Oh, and the media only has as much impact as the gaps in your character. I suggest you build a strong inner self before you try to change the environment. Because, nothing in this world can determine who you are as much as you do.

    I really hope this is satire, or else it would clearly show that Singaporeans have been moving backwards all this while. Peace and love.Maximilian Wong.

  • Ghost Prince

    f**k you! Homosexuality is not a fault or a sin! Gay people live like every normal human. Lock your children at home or even better, migrate & leave this country! You are not conservative, you are outdated & should be PRESERVED! You daughter might have locked other FB posts from you or even she might have yet other FB account!

  • Freedom7

    You sure ur daughter isnt dating anyone? Its is so unbelievable of you to believe that~~next thing you know she is cam whoring around wif groups of naked boys~~ the world is changing and you can;t protect your children forever by keeping them in the closet of ignorant and conservancy. They will know and they have to judge morale and things around them by themselves. Also, check the dictionary for the word Sensual~~i believe it has a diff meaning from obscene~~know ur words and definition well~~ not all naked pics are meant to be obscene~~thats show how obscene ur mind is if you think tat way~

  • GET REAL

    Thank god I have parents of sound mind. I would commit suicide if I have a crazy lunatic, living in the medieval period running in my house, stalking my FB, checking on my friends, going through every single detail of my life, not respecting my privacy, treating me like a 8 year old kid (even a 8 year old have some form of respect from their parent these days) and worst case of all, discriminate humans of other races, making nasty comments at other being, showing a perfect example of a human residue. What kind of up-bring will I be indoctrinated??? That’s the epitome of homo-sapiens living deep in the mountain cave, or at least, they are not discriminating at all, unlike some closeted xenophobic/homophobic, suffering from serious bipolar disorder!!! YOU NEED HELP, DESPERATELY!!!!!!!! 

  • A loving mother

    Oh dear, you poor poor woman. Are you a steppford wife or highly medicated?

    I would suspect i am roughly the same age or older than you but unlike you i have moved on with the times, society & the world we live in & away from all the awful racist beliefs of uneducated people like yourself.
    Your poor children, tell me do they have any friends? surely not when their friends find out what an awful bigoted prejudice person their mother is, they must be SO ashamed of you. I wonder why they have lots of sleepovers, elsewhere i would guess its anything to get away from you & have a few hours normality.
    I feel really really sorry for you, your so ignorant, the word NAZI says it all, tell me do you sport a black moustache? 

    Do you really believe that Billboard or photographs make people gay?! Oh dear, you really are uneducated.
     I have 2 grown up children a Son & a Daughter. They have been brought up to know whats right & wrong & to respect themselves & others.They have lived & are living THEIR lives their way, as a parent i guide not dictate! They have NEVER been shielded from ‘real’ life & because of that they are well rounded brilliant adults. I couldn’t be more proud of both of them. We have a fabulous relationship because they can talk to me about ANYTHING, without fear of being judged, or in your case ‘gassed’! And for the record my son is gay, i wouldnt EVER change a single solitary thing about him, he’s beautiful has a wonderful personality & is a clever brilliant caring person that i love more than life. I am & always have been proud he is mine. The only thing that does worry me about him being gay is that one day he may be unfortunate enough to meet or come across people like you.

    Your children will NEVER be able to come to you with their fears or problems, your not a parent your a jailer! As soon as they can they will leave you & then rebel, they probably have no respect at all for you already, as you will shove your disgusting racist views down their throats. I pity them & you, you will be a sad miserable old lady whose family are always too busy to see them.
    Its because of bigots like you there are still wars in this world, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    Do your kids a favour put them up for adoption now before you fully ruin their life. People like you don’t deserve children.

  • A real mother

    Oh dear, you poor poor woman. Are you a steppford wife or highly medicated?

    I would suspect i am roughly the same age or older than you but unlike
    you i have moved on with the times, society & the world we live in
    & away from all the awful racist beliefs of uneducated people like
    yourself.

    Your poor children, tell me do they have any friends? surely not when
    their friends find out what an awful bigoted prejudice person their
    mother is, they must be SO ashamed of you. I wonder why they have lots
    of sleepovers, elsewhere i would guess its anything to get away from you
    & have a few hours normality.

    I feel really really sorry for you, your so ignorant, the word NAZI says it all, tell me do you sport a black moustache? 

    Do you really believe that Billboard or photographs make people gay?! Oh dear, you really are uneducated.

     I have 2 grown up children a Son & a Daughter. They have been
    brought up to know whats right & wrong & to respect themselves
    & others.They have lived & are living THEIR lives their way, as a
    parent i guide not dictate! They have NEVER been shielded from ‘real’
    life & because of that they are well rounded brilliant adults. I
    couldn’t be more proud of both of them. We have a fabulous relationship
    because they can talk to me about ANYTHING, without fear of being
    judged, or in your case ‘gassed’! And for the record my son is gay, i
    wouldnt EVER change a single solitary thing about him, he’s beautiful
    has a wonderful personality & is a clever brilliant caring person
    that i love more than life. I am & always have been proud he is
    mine. The only thing that does worry me about him being gay is that one
    day he may be unfortunate enough to meet or come across people like you.

    Your children will NEVER be able to come to you with their fears or
    problems, your not a parent your a jailer! As soon as they can they will
    leave you & then rebel, they probably have no respect at all for
    you already, as you will shove your disgusting racist views down their
    throats. I pity them & you, you will be a sad miserable old lady
    whose family are always too busy to see them.

    Its because of bigots like you there are still wars in this world, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    Do your kids a favour put them up for adoption now before you fully ruin their lives. People like you don’t deserve children.
     

    • GET REAL

      Well said!! Couldn’t agree any further.. It’s “things” like this bigot that puts ALL other beings at risk… Do the world a favor and please just die!!! DIE NOW!!!

    • jt

      You poor, poor lady. Was your education so lacking that you completely fail to understand that this piece, like many other pieces on this website, is a satire?

  • 2SG (NS) PLA

    someone shoot this bitch with the SAR21 i used to teach with in BMTC.

  • Loot

    Brilliant Satire!

    • Terence Lee

      the comments are even funnier.

  • Andi

    This article is a good example of an overly paranoid mother. 

    Of course, you have your right to be protective of your children and voice your opinion against other. But seriously, read again what you have written here. I am really surprised that you managed to be a mother, and proud to call yourself one by doing this.

  • Genuine_brain

    Insecurity , result of lack of global exposure, conveniently sheltered in her roof of self enclosure, that she becomes an ‘alien’ in today’s happenstance.

  • Ridiculous

    Sleep over? Your son’s probably gay.

  • jt

    …. DO ALL OF YOU IDIOTS NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORDS “SATIRE” OR “HUMOUR”????

    fucking singaporeans. you all make me ashamed.

    • v.l

      go fuck the wall urself

      • Get real

        Obviously without a doubt that someone here understood the word satire ‘perfectly’ well. And I’m absolutely certain most of the readers do. But what differentiate us from this moron that is accusing us a shameful bunch to the Singapore population is, his inability to read ‘carefully’ on what the writer actually commented. That’s truly a stigma that no singaporean wish to witness.

        To JT:
        Do urself and the world a favour before u comment any further to embarrass ur tiny puny little undeveloped pea brain. Go read the comments on what Conservative Nazi replied when someone asked if this was a satire. And just incase ur undeveloped pea brain can’t seemed to find that comment I’m talking abt, press control F and type satire and locate the word till u matched the comment with name Conservative Nazi. That should do the perfect job to stop a mad dog from barking any further causing unnecessary word/noise pollution.

        It’s wise to be smart, but absolutely unwise to be a smart Alec.. Makes u look million times more retard than a retard.. Have a great life!! :)

        • jt

          you fucking shit for brains. you believe everything anyone says just because they say it right? ever heard of “maintaining a fiction”?? fuck off you stupid fucktard.

          you don’t “witness” a stigma, you don’t put needless inverted commas around “carefully”, you don’t phrase it “accusing us a shameful bunch”, etc etc etc. go back to primary school you fucktard

          • GET REAL

            It’s clear to many out there you’re the one without the brains. Fucktard? LOL!! That’s sound exactly how you type! And probably how you look like! LOL!!

          • jt

            Fuck off and go improve your English first before you come back to talk to me you shit for brains moron.

          • GET REAL

            Speaking from someone who’s English is worst than primary zero? LOL!! Go back to primary school with your spelling.. Pea brain.. probably with a pea size for everything else! LOL!

          • Imeternalexodus

            let him say what he will. I’ll laugh if “conservativenazi” went on and tell him to go procreate in some other forum.

            satirical or not, safe to say, everyone seems to think such an opinion seemed rather inappropriate in our society. Not everyone take English literature as a subject back in their days, and even those who personally think it may be satirical and all thought it would be nice to present our comments in-case-it’s-true-OMG, rather than comment “hahah how satirical”.

          • GET REAL

            And btw, you probably are in the same league as Conservative Nazi.. you guys need help!! IMMEDIATELY! Otherwise, do the world a favor and just die, the world needs less parasites like you, or it? LOL!! Have a great life as a parasite!! LOL!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Victor.LeeJennWei Victor Lee

    Dear Conservative Nazi,

    Are you living in your own dream and world where you wish your children could be part of your beautiful dream? To be perfect? Just like Amy Chua, the Tiger mom?

    Is the society wrong or you have been left out long ago wishing the world still perfect?

    Victor

    ps: I have 2 children as well. Age 5 boy and age 2 girl. And the only thing i wish for them in the future for them to be themselves. Not a lifeless “robot” dictate by what the society and the government wants them to be.

  • Lel4143k

    The satire is obviously too subtle for most to grasp. To be honest I thought the piece was serious until I saw the name. But calibrating satire so that enough people get it is also part of the skills of a writer, no? Saying others are stupid and throwing profanities hardly reflects well on oneself (right jt)?

    JT (my initials too)

    • jt

      Lol I don’t give a shit. Internet Anonymity FTW. Just wanted to vent at the sheer unadulterated stupidity of Singaporeans that once again rears its head. No, I contend that satirists are not to stoop to pander to the lowest common denominator, i.e. most Singaporeans. The whole point is that satire is meant to be difficult to grasp, because the people who don’t get it are often precisely the ones being satirized. It’s too bad that part of stupid people’s stupidity is that they’re too fucking retarded to realize they’re retarded.

      So yeah, if you don’t mind, I’ll keep hurling profanity at the braindead fucktards I meet.

  • Peter Griffin

    Well regardless of the intention behind this article, I don’t think its tasteful nor justified to spread fear, and hateful, ignorant ideas – while masquerading as “satire”, no less. Have some balls, at least. (Oops, thats gaaay.)

  • Buzzcut93

    Why do I have a feeling that Conservative Nazi is a fake profile?

  • Paris Adam Kiro

    LOL…your son… swims ?? (Delta?), hiking?? (fort road?) and sleepovers…. I rest my case…LOL U R such a RIOT!!!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545626941 Jon Zephanius

    I have to say, the comments are the really amusing part of this whole thing. The article is pretty standard sarcastic satire. The comments are farce.

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