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Highly religious S’poreans disgusted zookeepers watching pandas mate

Highly religious S’poreans disgusted zookeepers watching pandas mate

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Singapore Zoo must not allow such behaviour, they demanded.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to tell other people what to do, are up in arms.

This after they read that the Singapore Zoo are making two pandas, Kai Kai and Jia Jia, mate again for the third time.

Worse, the pandas mating occurs as the zookeepers watch the action live for a few days and post-coitus artificial insemination of Jia Jia will be attempted.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said she is aghast: “This is not how nuclear families function in the eyes of God.”

“We cannot let our morals slide like this. One day it is humans watching animals do it, the next day it will be humans wanting to do it with animals in the safety of an enclosure.”

“How low can we go and what’s stopping this from happening?”

“Before we know it, those sick people will want to BTO with zoo animals.”

Other highly religious Singaporeans said they have since started their own investigations and discovered that all species of animals are failing to show the proper traditional family unit of one father, one mother and two children via natural means.

Therefore, the Singapore Zoo is complicit in promoting immoral behaviour and activities, and is a bad example for families here in Singapore and deserves to be shut down.

 

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious S’poreans disgusted zookeepers watched pandas mate

Highly religious S’poreans disgusted zookeepers watched pandas mate

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Singapore Zoo must not allow such behaviour, they demanded.

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Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to tell other people what to do, are up in arms.

This after they read that the Singapore Zoo had attempted to get two pandas, Kai Kai and Jia Jia, to mate and even prepared the male panda by making it do “sexercise” in anticipation.

Worse, the zookeepers watched the action live for a few days as it unfolded and even assisted in the post-coitus artificial insemination of Jia Jia.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said she is aghast: “This is not how nuclear families function in the eyes of God.”

“We cannot let our morals slide like this. One day it is humans watching animals do it, the next day it will be humans wanting to do it with animals in the safety of an enclosure.”

“How low can we go and what’s stopping this from happening?”

“Before we know it, those sick people will want to BTO with zoo animals.”

Other highly religious Singaporeans said they have since started their own investigations and discovered that all species of animals are failing to show the proper traditional family unit of one father, one mother and two children.

Therefore, the Singapore Zoo is complicit in promoting immoral behaviour and activities, and is a bad example for families here in Singapore and deserves to be shut down.

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious S’poreans accuse zookeepers of watching pandas mate for own gratification

Highly religious S’poreans accuse zookeepers of watching pandas mate for own gratification

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Singapore Zoo must not allow such behaviour, they demand.

kai-kai-panda-600px

Highly religious Singaporeans from that particular walk of life, who like to tell other people what to do, are up in arms.

This after the highly religious Singaporeans read that the Singapore Zoo is getting its two pandas, Kai Kai and Jia Jia, to mate this coming weeks and are even preparing the male panda by making it do “sexercise” in anticipation.

Worse, the zookeepers are planning on watching the action live as it unfolds and even assisting post-coitus if necessary.

One highly religious Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said she is aghast: “This is not how nuclear families function in the eyes of God.”

“We cannot let our morals slide like this. One day it is humans watching animals do it, the next day it will be humans wanting to do it with animals in the safety of an enclosure.”

“How low can we go and what’s stopping this from happening?”

“Before we know it, those sick people will want to BTO with zoo animals.”

Other highly religious Singaporeans said they have since started their own investigations and discovered that all species of animals are failing to show the proper traditional family unit of one father, one mother and two children.

Therefore, the Singapore Zoo is complicit in promoting immoral behaviour and activities, and is a bad example for families here in Singapore and deserves to be shut down.

 

 

 

 

 











Wildlife Reserves Singapore CEO an expert at bridge-burning

Wildlife Reserves Singapore CEO an expert at bridge-burning

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Bridges connected to Singapore Polytechnic, public-at-large and Tony Tan charred, incinerated and scorched.

First, the newly-installed Wildlife Reserves Singapore CEO, Isabella Loh, announced that the award-winning, six-year-running Halloween Horrors event to be held on weekends between Sept. 30 and Oct. 30 at the Night Safari has been canned.

This move easily left 17 Singapore Polytechnic students fuming and motivated enough to tear their hair out because they spent the past seven months preparing for an event that isn’t going to happen.

This is besides the dozens of other students and hired hands who have auditioned, prepared and organised their way to what was to be a pagan-inspired scare fest meant to amount to some silly entertainment, photo opportunities, great memories and laughter.

And then to make matters worse, the plug was pulled without any apparent rhyme or reason. Two weeks before it was supposed to start.

So that means another 1,000 ticket holders are left holding junk, tearing their hair out too and eagerly seeking their refund. And they would have to fill in their emptied calender date with something else to do because now they cannot get the bejesus scared out of them just because someone at the top dictates that they can’t.

And they don’t even know why.

For the icing on the cake, Isabella quotes our newly elected president (who already has a hard time having won with the blessing of a minority, unpopular mandate) as saying that “the earlier comments made by the President that going forward, WRS parks should have more family-bonding and wholesome activities“.

This makes beleaguered Tony unwittingly sound as if he, as our elected head-of-state, has just overstepped his constitutional boundaries by straying beyond keeping our reserves safe and our civil service top-notch by making pronouncements about pagan-inspired entertainment.

Isabella, therefore, has apologised to Tony for linking his comments made during a Mid-Autumn Festival celebration last Sunday to the decision to cancel its popular Halloween event.

In the statement of apology, Isabella said: “I would like to re-emphasise that President had nothing to do with Wildlife Reserves Singapore decision to cancel Halloween Horrors. I would like to apologise for bringing in his comments from the Mid Autumn Festival ‘Moon Night’ celebrations into this issue.”

At press time, members of the enraged public are still baying for blood – on WRS Facebook page.

Talk about being a bona fide flame-thrower.

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