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Highly religious person: Pray for heavy rain to fall on Pink Dot so all the gays will get wet

Highly religious person: Pray for heavy rain to fall on Pink Dot so all the gays will get wet

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And the water will soak their shame-ridden bodies, causing them to take off their tops to squeeze dry.

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Highly religious people from some walks of life, who like to dabble in other people’s business because it is so typical of them, have written a secret message disseminated in their private forum for other highly religious people.

However, the message written for highly religious people has been leaked. It showed that the highly religious people are calling on one another to pray for heavy rain to fall on this year’s Pink Dot event to be held on June 4, 2016, at Hong Lim Park.

The message started out with a warning, calling for “heavy pouring rain on the event”, before the message veered off to divine justice and the sensations of atonement.

Here is the rest of the leaked secret message:

“Let us pray for heavy rain to fall on all those gays so that their bodies will be dripping wet and they have no choice but to take off their tops and squeeze them dry in full public view, exposing their shame-ridden torsos.”

“And we will pray for gale force winds that will knock all these gays off their feet. They shall fall to the ground, rolling in the rain-soaked muddy grounds, as they stumble on top of each other, bodies stacked on top of more bodies, holding tightly against one another, rubbing the filth on each other, warm bodies huddled together.”

“Let the healing power of the rain water, imbued with the wrath of the religious, pry their bodies open and unleash from all the cavities in their bodies, the hidden lust they harbour.”

“They shall experience the wrath of their persecutors, make it feel like repeated lashes against their flesh and weaken them to the point of exhaustion, as the unwavering wrath slither across their bodies, that have been made tender by the judgement of the religious.”

“Under such inclement weather conditions, will they still be able to celebrate their love event, worn out and exhausted? Because this is clearly a yearly affair where gays get together while essentially trying to conceal their raging tumescence.”

“Them tired and judgement-ridden, with hot shame oozing out of their pores.”

“This will be a sight to behold for those who want to inflict punishment on the gays. Yes, yes, I’d like to see them punished like that.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Highly religious person: Let’s pray for heavy rain to fall on Pink Dot so all the gays will get wet

Highly religious person: Let’s pray for heavy rain to fall on Pink Dot so all the gays will get wet

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And the water will soak their shame-ridden bodies, causing them to take off their tops to squeeze dry.

pink-dot-hater

Highly religious people from some walks of life, who like to dabble in other people’s business because it is so typical of them, have written a secret message disseminated in their private forum for other highly religious people.

However, the message written for highly religious people has been leaked. It showed that the highly religious people are calling on one another to pray for heavy rain to fall on this year’s Pink Dot event to be held on June 13, 2015, at Hong Lim Park.

The message started out with a warning, calling for “heavy pouring rain on the event”, before the message veered off to divine justice and the sensations of atonement.

Here is the rest of the leaked secret message:

“Let us pray for heavy rain to fall on all those gays so that their bodies will be dripping wet and they have no choice but to take off their tops and squeeze them dry in full public view, exposing their shame-ridden torsos.”

“And we will pray for gale force winds that will knock all these gays off their feet. They shall fall to the ground, rolling in the rain-soaked muddy grounds, as they stumble on top of each other, bodies stacked on top of more bodies, holding tightly against one another, rubbing the filth on each other, warm bodies huddled together.”

“Let the healing power of the rain water, imbued with the wrath of the religious, pry their bodies open and unleash from all the cavities in their bodies, the hidden lust they harbour.”

“They shall experience the wrath of their persecutors, make it feel like repeated lashes against their flesh and weaken them to the point of exhaustion, as the unwavering wrath slither across their bodies, that have been made tender by the judgement of the religious.”

“Under such inclement weather conditions, will they still be able to celebrate their love event, worn out and exhausted? Because this is clearly a yearly affair where gays get together while essentially trying to conceal their raging tumescence.”

“Them tired and judgement-ridden, with hot shame oozing out of their pores.”

“This will be a sight to behold for those who want to inflict punishment on the gays. Yes, yes, I’d like to see them punished like that.”

 

When religious campaigns backfire spectacularly:

Wear White campaign organiser realises white is made out of gay colours

Apple CEO confesses he’s gay, causes crisis in FCBC and FotF as many members are iPhone users

 

 

 

 

 











WTF social media Olympics highlights

WTF social media Olympics highlights

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All the Olympics highlights you missed in the mainstream news that trended on the Internet.

First up, everyone’s favourite loser: China’s hurdler, Liu Xiang.

He crashed out of the tournament (again) when it barely started but I guess he has one reason to be satisfied:

Hmmm… wrestling. I see what you did there, you two sweaty grown men.

Riiiiight… you three sweaty grown men.

Ok, enough of crotches. How about a foot in the arse?

Still on the topic about sensitive body parts, I’m sure all of you have come across this set of unintentional porn from the Olympics:

Here’s another:

Think we’re done with body parts? How’s this for an unfortunate last name?

Or how about this one? Oh I see what happened there:

But this surely is fitting:

And just in case you cannot tell these pair of long faces apart, a helpful hint:

But sometimes not very helpful:

And then there are the moments that inspire memes:

Oh you!


Yao Ming is that you?

Lastly, sorry for the long post. Here is javelin thrower Leryn Franco from Paraguay.

Man’s ass stabbed twice during dispute

Man’s ass stabbed twice during dispute

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However, no fatalities reported.

Photo: WOUTER VERHELST / Creative Commons

ROMANIA — A row between two men resulted in one man stabbing the other’s ass.

By the time treatment could be sought for the injured fellow, the two stab wounds were found to have been infected and oozing pus.

In the process of trying to cleanse the infected area, hair around the open wounds on the ass had to be cut off and it was found to be covered with maggots.

The owner of the ass said his ass “almost certainly would have died” if he was left to treat the injury by himself.

However, the donkey survived after an hour of treatment and antibiotic injections administered by members of The Donkey Sanctuary.

The cause of the dispute is unknown but two men involved are neighbouring farmers in Cernavoda, Romania, a country fondly remembered by Singaporeans as the home of diplomat Silviu Ionescu who fled Singapore after allegedly being involved in a hit-and-run accident that left one person dead and two others injured.

Read the original article here.

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