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Upper Thomson Road celebrates 100 years anniversary after 2 once-in-50-years floods occurred

Upper Thomson Road celebrates 100 years anniversary after 2 once-in-50-years floods occurred

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Congratulations.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are glad they have lived to a ripe old age, are congratulating themselves for making it so far in life.

This after they managed to celebrate 100 years of existence following the coming to pass of two once-in-50-years floods at Upper Thomson Road.

One Singaporean, Yan Shui, said: “When the first once-in-50-years flood occurred, I couldn’t believe Singapore had hit a milestone. To be able to make it past 50 years old was such a freak event.”

“Next thing I knew, we are 100 years old.”

“Sure feels good to have a long history on our side.”

However, other locals were more cautious with becoming so old so soon moving forward.

Another local, Lau Kok Kok, said: “One moment you’re 50, next moment you’re 100. Who knows? Maybe soon Singapore can be 500 years old.”

“Then there are other parts of the country that are still young, not even 50 years old yet.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





Upper Thomson Road Christmas Eve flooding linked to Noah’s Ark event

Upper Thomson Road Christmas Eve flooding linked to Noah’s Ark event

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It was a divine warning.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know an omen when they see one, are urging the authorities to think twice and repent for Singapore’s sins.

This after they noticed that the Upper Thomson Road flooding on Christmas Eve, Dec. 24, 2016, is linked to the biblical events of Noah’s Ark, where the world and humanity was destroyed as people turned their backs on God and chose a path of sin instead.

One Singaporean, Qu Jiao Tang, said: “There is no doubt that the Upper Thomson Road flooding is closely linked to the Noah’s Ark message. The speed of the water’s rise was biblically quick.”

“However, God probably thought twice about destroying Singapore as He gave chance for us to change, unlike what happened to the people who did not believe Noah and who had it coming.”

Other locals said given this new lease of life, the first step Singaporeans need to take to signal to the Alpha and Omega is that we are a changed people.

Another local, Yuan Liang, said: “The first step is to recognise where sin in Singapore stems from and it is obvious it comes from the name ‘Singapore’.”

“Therefore, we need to remove ‘Sin’ from ‘Singapore’ and replace it with ‘Righteousness’.”

“So, from now on, ‘Singapore’ will be renamed as ‘Righteousnesspore’.”

“And then we need to build an ark and put at Mandai zoo there, just in case.”