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PM Lee Hsien Loong wore pink shirt to meet gay man in US

PM Lee Hsien Loong wore pink shirt to meet gay man in US

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This photo has been met with widespread opprobrium from highly religious Singaporeans.

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A major crisis has broken out in Singapore causing highly religious Singaporeans to consider denouncing their Singapore citizenship, unplugging from the Internet altogether, going back to barter trade and using stone and bronze tools.

This after they found out that Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong went to the US and wore a pink shirt to meet prominent gay man, Apple’s CEO Tim Cook.

This has caused the highly religious people in Singapore who are iPhone users and who support the PAP regime, to come to the realisation that they have been financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO, having purchased his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 6s and 6s Plus, Apple tablets and MacBooks and now face the prospect of saluting a prime minister who has come into contact with a homosexual.

Currently, some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone, which is the same percentage of Singaporeans who voted for the PAP regime in the General Election 2015.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple and Lee Hsien Loong fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge and voted for the PAP.”

“Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it. This has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6s Plus feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.

 

 

 

 

 











Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

Highly religious iPhone-using S’poreans in crisis after finding out Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay

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They might have to stop using the Internet soon.

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A major crisis has broken out in Singapore causing highly religious Singaporeans to consider unplugging from the Internet altogether and going back to barter trade and using stone and bronze tools.

This after they found out that Apple’s CEO Tim Cook is gay.

The confession was previously made public on Bloomberg, but attention was brought to it after it was revealed that the world’s biggest brands such as Google, Coke and KFC are all pro-homosexuality.

This has caused the highly religious people in Singapore who are iPhone users to come to the realisation that they have been secretly financing the gay lifestyle of Apple’s CEO, having purchased his company’s products, such as the popular iPhone 6s and 6s Plus, Apple tablets and MacBooks.

Currently, some 70 percent of smartphone users in Singapore uses an Apple iPhone.

Yeshu Aini, a local religious person, said: “My entire life is in disarray. I have all along been an Apple fan and bought the iPhone 5 and 6 that were developed under Tim Cook’s charge. Therefore, I have been directly contributing to sin by financing it. This has allowed homosexuality to thrive.”

“No wonder this latest 5.5-inch iPhone 6s Plus feels so good in my hands. It is because this is the average length of the male anatomy.”

The realisation that the head of Apple is gay has given cause for concern as others remain extra wary about the international scope of deception.

This could signal that the CEOs of Samsung, Xiaomi and LG are all also secretly gay and waiting for the right time to unveil their as-yet-undisclosed homosexual selves in public soon, which could signal the end of all technology use for the highly religious people.

Local magician Lawrence Khong is expected to take to the pulpit on Sunday to encourage his flock to switch to using pay phones from now on, or even better, denounce technology altogether as a whole to be Satan’s work.

 

 

 

 

 











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