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S’poreans can have Swiss standard of living was original fake news

S’poreans can have Swiss standard of living was original fake news

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You are fake news. Bad.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who are realists because they can smell the bullshit, agree that fake news is a problem and have found out the source of it.

This after they discovered that the original fake news was from years ago when it was said that Singapore can also have a Swiss standard of living but this has not come to pass.

One Singaporean, Pian Lang Eh, said: “Singapore can have Swiss standard of living was the original fake news.”

“Which part of Singapore today looks like it has the Swiss standard? The cheese section in Cold Storage?”

“This is fake news.”

Other locals said finding the source of the fakery is the first step towards healing and reconciliation for a country that is reeling from the consequences of the disappointment.

Another local, Shuo Pian Hua, said: “Whoever started this fake news must pay for it.”

“This will be the next election’s hot button issue to address. Failure to rectify will see a mutiny at the polls.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





S’poreans achieve Swiss standard of living after moving to Switzerland

S’poreans achieve Swiss standard of living after moving to Switzerland

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This gives hope to Singaporeans who never thought Swiss standards were possible.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who take what Goh Chok Tong said seriously, have achieved the Swiss standard of living after trying to accomplish the feat for many years.

This after those Singaporeans who achieved the Swiss standard of living emigrated to Switzerland to live for good.

One Singaporean, Jiak Hong, said: “I finally managed to secure the Swiss standard of living after hearing about it many, many years ago that it was a possibility for Singaporeans from all walks of life to achieve.”

“Now that I have finally achieved it, I hope this news about Singaporeans achieving the Swiss standard of living will bring cheer and hope to those who are still waiting for the Swiss standard of living to happen.”

However, not all Singaporeans who experienced the Swiss standard of living were prepared for the consequences and attendant problems it brought along with it.

Jin Wu Eng, another local who achieved the Swiss standard of living in Switzerland, said: “I have so much fresh air, fresh milk, fresh cheese, spare time, excess money, health care benefits, paid holidays and work-life balance, until I feel it is a bit unfair.”

“I am not sure how much leisure I can take before all of these Swiss standards get a bit stressful as I no longer know what to do with myself having spent two weeks here.”

 

 

 

 

 

 





More S’poreans achieve Swiss standard of living after moving to Switzerland

More S’poreans achieve Swiss standard of living after moving to Switzerland

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This gives hope to Singaporeans who never thought Swiss standards were possible.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who take what Goh Chok Tong said seriously, have achieved the Swiss standard of living after trying to accomplish the feat for many years.

This after those Singaporeans who achieved the Swiss standard of living emigrated to Switzerland to live for good.

One Singaporean, Jiak Hong, said: “I finally managed to secure the Swiss standard of living after hearing about it many, many years ago that it was a possibility for Singaporeans from all walks of life to achieve.”

“Now that I have finally achieved it, I hope this news about Singaporeans achieving the Swiss standard of living will bring cheer and hope to those who are still waiting for the Swiss standard of living to happen.”

However, not all Singaporeans who experienced the Swiss standard of living were prepared for the consequences and attendant problems it brought along with it.

Jin Wu Eng, another local who achieved the Swiss standard of living in Switzerland, said: “I have so much fresh air, fresh milk, fresh cheese, spare time, excess money, health care benefits, paid holidays and work-life balance, until I feel it is a bit unfair.”

“I am not sure how much leisure I can take before all of these Swiss standards get a bit stressful as I no longer know what to do with myself having spent two weeks here.”

 

 

 

 

 











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