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S’poreans pray for haze as summon aunties return to work outdoors putting an end to free illegal parking

S’poreans pray for haze as summon aunties return to work outdoors putting an end to free illegal parking

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They are going to make up for lost time by exceeding quota.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who had had it up to here tearing coupons all their lives, are once again back to living their lives in constant fear and hatred.

This after the haze in Singapore has taken a turn for the better with PSI levels falling island-wide and looking to reach normal levels again after two months of haze.

This signals that all personnel are allowed outdoors, which means summon aunties can return to work issuing parking tickets with a vengeance.

One Singaporean, Jia Qi Che, said: “The haze has opened my eyes to what paradise is like when I can park anywhere my heart pleases.”

“Now I have to go back to living in constant fear that my coupon has expired.”

Summon aunties have clarified that they will not be giving chance as they have to make up for lost time.

One summon auntie, Orh Gong, said: “I’m back, bitches.”

 

 

 

 

 











Free illegal parking as summon aunties cannot work outdoors in deteriorating haze conditions

Free illegal parking as summon aunties cannot work outdoors in deteriorating haze conditions

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The only good news during this period of hazing.

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Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have had it up to here tearing coupons all their lives, are rejoicing.

This after the haze in Singapore has taken a turn for the worst with PSI levels exceeding 300 island-wide and looking to reach Hazardous levels.

This signals that all personnel are advised to stay indoors, which means there will not be summon aunties working outdoors during this period to issue parking tickets.

One Singaporean, Jia Qi Che, said: “I am going to park right on this double yellow line here. You see that? You know what, I might just park on this jagged yellow line instead.”

“Because no one can stop me.”

Other Singaporeans said they will not bother putting any parking coupons this week, as long as the PSI level continues to exceed Unhealthy levels.

One other Singaporean, Boh Cheng Hu, said: “I am going to park in the CBD area during office hours and not bother putting a single coupon the whole day.”

“Who is going to summon me? The summon aunties don’t get paid enough to work in the haze.”

At press time, numerous cars are seen parked alongside bus stops, taxi stands and on zebra crossings.