Thank you for more spaces to make out in, they say.
The Government of Singapore is unleashing up to 800 public buses over the next five years to deal with the increasing population and demand for public transportation.
This news was part of the Budget 2012 unveiled last week and already students are rejoicing over the prospect of having more spaces to make out in.
Kenny, a 16-year-old secondary two student, said making out on air conditioned buses beats the experience of doing so at void decks or lift landings.
“Some times quite hot, afternoon”, he said as he ate his girlfriend’s face.
A straw poll with 500 students revealed that SBS number 10 is one of the most popular make out venues on wheels.
The bus starts its journey at the Kent Ridge terminal in the National University of Singapore and completes its two-hour route at Tampines interchange.
“It’s a great service because it tends to get quite empty around 3 p.m. and I get to second base at least,” said Lisa P., who has a 15-year-old girlfriend.
The 14-year-old added: “On at least two occasions I managed up to third base.”
However, some teenagers expressed concerns that the impending fare increase when new buses are added to the fleet will limit the number of times they ride the buses and their partners.
“I guess it’s about picking strategically the longer rides during the emptier parts of the day,” said one student who declined to be named but is proud to mention that he is dating a lingerie blogshop model from the western part of Singapore.
Another concern that students pointed out is the prevalance of voyeurs known as “Stompers”, who take photos of couples getting intimate and putting them online.
One student, who only wants to be known as The Serpentine, said: “And you thought students making out are desperate. These Stompers who take photos and think they are vigilantes are even more desperate. Nincompoops, I tell you.”
And at least one other student pointed out that make out plans are at times disrupted by bus enthusiasts who take long bus rides alone or in groups as a hobby.
Kenny said: “These bus enthusiasts like to ride on buses and take photos of the inside of buses and act damn high, like aroused like that.
“Damn disgusting man,” he said as he continued to eat his girlfriend’s face.